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Lake_bueller
Posted on Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 04:03 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!" - George

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' it!" - Kramer

Last but not least...(as misquoted above):
"They're real, and they're spectacular"
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Dago
Posted on Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 04:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"giddyup!" - kramer
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Dago
Posted on Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 04:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"George is gettin' upset!"
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Dtx
Posted on Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 05:06 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"Yeah, thats right..." -Puddy
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Nitsebes
Posted on Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 05:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

The Burning, where Elaine is aghast to find out that boyfriend David Puddy is religious (he listens to Christian stations and has a Jesus fish on his car):
Elaine: Oh. So, you're pretty religious?
Puddy: That's right.
Elaine: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious?
Puddy: Not for me.
Elaine: Why not?
Puddy: I'm not the one going to hell.
Later
Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that?
Puddy: Gonna be rough.
Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me!
Puddy: Don't boss me! This is why you're going to hell
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Nitsebes
Posted on Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 05:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Junior Mint?
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Pa_xb9sx
Posted on Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 08:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I'll lead by saying that my favorite character is Frank Costanza.

"My boy isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this..." When George is caught bootlegging movies.

Frank: Are you saying you want a piece of me?
Elaine: I could drop you like a sack of dirt.
Frank: You want a piece of me? You got it.
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M2me
Posted on Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 09:23 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Jerry: Who's Cartwright?
George: I'm Cartwright!!!
Jerry: You're not Cartwright.


You've got to sell that van!

Another one I just saw tonight:
Jerry's girlfriend: I told you not to sell the stock.
Jerry: You never told me not to sell!
Jerry's girlfriend: I said, stocks fluctuate.
Jerry: Everybody knows stocks fluctuate! I've just been fluctuated out of six thousand dollars!

Awesome show! I've seen every episode at least 20 times but never tire of it!
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Frausty_void
Posted on Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 09:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You know how the big toe is the captain of the toes, but sometimes the toe next to the big toe gets so big that there's a power struggle and the second toe assumes control of the foot

The Coup de Toe!

-The Tape
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Rmp
Posted on Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 09:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"Are you still the master of your domain?"
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Essthreetee
Posted on Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 09:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Step off George.

or

HEEEEELLLLLOOOOOO (Belly button talking)
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Essthreetee
Posted on Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 09:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

It's NOT SUZE......it's SUZIE!!!
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Nadz
Posted on Friday, August 19, 2005 - 01:33 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Well, I'm out. -Elaine (no longer the master of her domain)
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