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     Spen |
An Amish woman and her 18 year old daughter were out in the old Buggy on a cold and blustery day and the girl was complaining that her hands felt like ice. "Put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up", suggested the mother. The next day the girl was out in the buggy with her boyfriend, when he too complained that his hands were cold. "Put them between my legs", invited the girl, "And they'll soon warm up." The next day, they were out again and the boyfriend told her that his nose was like ice. Again she suggested that he put his nose between her legs to get the benefit of her body heat. The next day, while out together, he told her that his penis was frozen stiff. Once again, she invited him to place it between her legs to get it warm. A day later, the girl was out with her mother and she asked if she knew what a penis was? The mother was a bit concerned and asked her why she needed to know. The daughter replied, "It's just that they make a hell of a mess when they thaw out".  |
