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12bolt
Posted on Friday, April 01, 2005 - 09:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

My "ex" girlfriend E-mailed me at work explaining how she was feeling funny so she went and had a pregnancy test done at it was positive. She spent the next 2 hours telling me how she took another test to be sure and that she is really scared..... Me being completely oblivious to the fact that it is april fools day almost tossed my cookies and passed out!

When she finally told me it was a joke I told her to never ever freakin talk to me again!



Anyone else get fooled?
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Xring
Posted on Friday, April 01, 2005 - 10:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

That's cold, man. Cold.

Payback time.

Bill
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Mutt2jeff
Posted on Friday, April 01, 2005 - 10:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

That was cold...

Tell her you think you may have herpes or something like that. I dunno
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Along4theride
Posted on Saturday, April 02, 2005 - 10:19 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

THAT was in bad taste!!!!

Doing something like that crossed the line and broke the woman's code of etiquette.
If I had a friend who did such a thing to a guy well I would give her so much $hit. That is just wrong and not cool at all!!!!!
Good thing she is an Ex.

It's sad some people don't realize what's cool to joke about and what isn't. April Fool's is for light hearted jokes not mean evil pranks that could give someone a heart attack.
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CJXB
Posted on Saturday, April 02, 2005 - 01:18 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Oh please, it was an April fool's joke not the end of the world, pretty good one too !!

CJ : )
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Bud
Posted on Saturday, April 02, 2005 - 01:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

you should see the stuff they pull over here on april fools

http://www.buellforum.nl/topic.php?id=2087&singlepost=62228

i don't tell you my first thought



(Message edited by bud on April 02, 2005)
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Rek
Posted on Saturday, April 02, 2005 - 02:06 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You might've mentioned...but honey I had a vasectomy 3 years ago...

Rob
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Thansesxb9rs
Posted on Saturday, April 02, 2005 - 03:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

That is too funny, she probably has been holding that one in for awhile.

It would of been great to see your face when she told you. HAHA
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12bolt
Posted on Saturday, April 02, 2005 - 06:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Yeah right, I was crapping my pants! She still lives with me for now and is returning from a work related trip on Monday. I plan on buying some cheap panties at Wally World and leaving them under the bed sheets! That should get her!
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Kandie
Posted on Saturday, April 02, 2005 - 07:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

She might think that's the sort of thing you like to wear when she's gone!
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Mellow_yellow
Posted on Saturday, April 02, 2005 - 07:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Hey 12bolt-Man that is so not funny! I like Mutt2jeff's suggestion though.Tell her you're awful sorry, but you've noticed somethin' narly on your unit.See how much of a laugh that gets!
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Smitty808
Posted on Saturday, April 02, 2005 - 08:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

One of the local radio stations announced that due to the high gas prices, and people were buying smaller amounts, that all the gas stations nationwide were going to impose a 10 gallon minimum!
Wow...talk about a bunch of pi$$ed off people!!
I thought it was a hoax originally...but they were very convincing....so I was beginning to wonder! They finally said April fools!
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Whatever
Posted on Saturday, April 02, 2005 - 10:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Aw, just change the locks on your house and throw her stuff in the yard... that would probably teach her to not do that to anyone else...
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12bolt
Posted on Saturday, April 02, 2005 - 11:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

hmmmmmmmm....
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Tripper
Posted on Sunday, April 03, 2005 - 11:11 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Erie county NY imposed a family tax to use the city parks. I fell for it big time.
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Monday, April 04, 2005 - 03:15 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

April 1st I close my ears til the 2nd, just hope my house never catches fire on that day!
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