| Author | Message | ||
     Mr_grumpy |
The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The >announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK >Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Liverpool. >The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how >unemployed youths from Liverpool area were able to remove a set of >wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas >Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of >euros worth of high tech equipment. >Prime Minister Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move >by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international >recognition of the UK under New Labour. >As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have the >advantage over every team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they >bargained for. >At the crew's first practice session the Liverpool pit crew >successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 >seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the >McLaren Team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos >of Coulthard's bird in the shower. | ||
| Coolice |
LOL!!!! | ||
| Rocketman |
All that remains to do then is sack boring Shoeleather. I'm pretty certain there's a Scouse git getaway driver that could run the wheels off him  Rocket | ||
| Gschuette |
 That has got to be hilarious to all F1 fans. |
