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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 03:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The
>announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK
>Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Liverpool.

>The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how

>unemployed youths from Liverpool area were able to remove a set of
>wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
>Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
>euros worth of high tech equipment.
>Prime Minister Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move

>by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international
>recognition of the UK under New Labour.
>As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have the
>advantage over every team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they

>bargained for.
>At the crew's first practice session the Liverpool pit crew
>successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12
>seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the
>McLaren Team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos
>of Coulthard's bird in the shower.
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Coolice
Posted on Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 03:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

LOL!!!!
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Rocketman
Posted on Sunday, March 27, 2005 - 06:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

All that remains to do then is sack boring Shoeleather.

I'm pretty certain there's a Scouse git getaway driver that could run the wheels off him

Rocket
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Gschuette
Posted on Monday, March 28, 2005 - 07:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)



That has got to be hilarious to all F1 fans.
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