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X1tx
| Posted on Friday, March 25, 2005 - 10:04 am: |
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A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. The nurses went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex might do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lined: no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I guess she choked." |
Raraf
| Posted on Friday, March 25, 2005 - 12:37 pm: |
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I knew a guy in the same position and he performed the oral sex and saved his wife...but he started sobbing afterward. The nurses asked him why and he said "Because I could have saved my grandpa!" |
Charlieboy6649
| Posted on Friday, March 25, 2005 - 02:19 pm: |
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Good one! |
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