| Author | Message | ||
     Vegasbueller |
From a Florida newsgroup: An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car! The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station.. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. If you're going to have a Senior's Moment, make it a memorable one! | ||
| Tank_bueller |
That's Great!!!  | ||
| U4euh |
I'd liked to been in the station when she walked in, just to see the look on those four faces.  | ||
| Wyckedflesh |
Damn, I can SO see that happening here in SunCity...which is about 10 blocks from where I live... | ||
| Gschuette |
Good stuff. | ||
| Cataract2 |
Ahahahahahahaha Oh man, I can't stop laughing right now. | ||
| Vegasbueller |
Wycked.. you live in Sun City?? Aww man..nobody there but old people... and their parents! I feel for ya bro. I have been there wayy too many times in the past year. Nick | ||
| Wyckedflesh |
I live in Peoria, 10 blocks from the edge of Sun City  Atleast now with the Vance and Hines I know the hearing impaired advanced aged drivers can atleast hear me next to them since they tend to give me paniced looks when I head to the camera shop or Post Office. | ||
| Ray_maines |
Total BS of course, but still a funny story. | ||
| Johnnylunchbox |
It can't be BS, I heard about it from a brother's friend's uncle who knows a guy who knows the old lady's stepson's proctolgist who happened to be there at the time. | ||
| Sleez |
i have it on video, no way to post it though, want it? pm me. |
