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Bigbadbuell
Posted on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 - 10:18 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

ever time around some one is cracking on my old tuber and i love it its a 2000x1 compeletly carbon fiber ever thing has carbon fiber on it and i keep getting these retarts asking if its a honda or a bike made in gremany and the great one u will never out handling my 600 kaw pfff lol but help me out i need some good come backs hollar back at me
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Oldog
Posted on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 - 10:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

how a bout type,
honda , german?? LOL consider the source..

I get asked If My X1 is a ducati
Nope It's american ......

wait till they ask you if its a proto type


The best place to answer about the 600 kwaker IS in the corner, as you pass......

http://www.badweatherbikers.com/cgibin/discus/show.cgi?tpc=37&post=755644#POST755644

JAP
i Jump on
AND
you Push



(Message edited by oldog on October 11, 2006)
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Johnnylunchbox
Posted on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 - 11:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

How about saying, "Why would you be so arrogant to presume that I even give a flying f@#$ what you think about what I'm riding?"
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Paw
Posted on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - 06:09 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Most of the guys i met on Buell can ride the shit out of them. On the other hand only a select few can ride the shit out of the jap bikes. Here's what happened to me 3 years ago, nobody was picking on my S1 but one guy on a R1 wanted to run me threw some twisties we always rode on. He knew he could beat me on the straight and has alway urged me to race him on the twisties. He thought he could take me but when i took him on a hard 90 degree right hander (i passed him on the outside no less) and beat him to the next stop sign. His mouth dropped to the ground. He said i cannot believe a buell beat me. I let him think that, when in fact is was the rider. So go ahead and play with the dude and out handle him in the twisties chances are he can't ride as good as you can on the Buell. But if he can get ready for more shit from the jappers.

(Message edited by paw on October 12, 2006)
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Sparky
Posted on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - 04:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Your saga reminds me of a poem posted here by a fellow BadWebber some time ago.
Just keep running this song over and over in your mind, and you'll start smiling when someone tries to badmouth your ride.
Seems to rhyme almost perfectly with Chuck Berry's song "No Particular Place to Go".
Posted verbatim; thanks, Bob.
Sparky
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By Robert Scott Gussenhoven (Bobgussenhoven) on Thursday, January 27, 2000 - 06:20 pm:

A Poem. A Hooligans Dream


Up in the morning without delay, Unleash the Bike it's time to play.

Started and warmed it's out to the street,where straights and curves are a hooligans treat.

Down the Road like a Bat out of hell, Was that a cop? I couldn't tell.

Into a corner ashort ways away, Grinding the end of my foot pegs away.

Out of the corner and on the fuel, I meet up with a Bike, Its time to duell.

We stop at a light, I look at my Foe,Mentaly ready for the light to say Go.

He's riding a honda, One built for speed, He's faster I know so witts I will need.

We launch from the light, He's pulling away,What will I do? A corner I pray.

My praires are answered on down the line, Now i'm in my element and things are now fine.

He slows for the corner, I'm on the gas. Inside or outside I know I will pass.

Six miles of corners and he's not in sight,I stop and I wonder if he is all right.

I turn around, Ride the way I went, Along side the road he lay buggered and bent.

I stopped and I asked if he was ok, He wiped his eyes and just looked away.

Beaten and hurt, all he could say, What was that Bike that Blew me away?

I stood there proud as if to Gleam, The Bike is a Buell, A Hooligans Dream!!


To much time on my hands in the rain Forest, BOB
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Djkaplan
Posted on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - 04:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

"ever time around some one is cracking on my old tuber and i love it its a 2000x1 compeletly carbon fiber ever thing has carbon fiber on it and i keep getting these retarts asking if its a honda or a bike made in gremany and the great one u will never out handling my 600 kaw pfff lol but help me out i need some good come backs hollar back at me"

If you really want this, you'll be just as bad as they are. Doesn't matter what you or they ride, some people are just going to be jerks. When I rode Japanese, I heard it from the Harley riders, when I ride American, I hear from the Japanese bike riders.

You know what? SCREW ALL OF THEM!

But... then again... you could bring a handful of rice with you on the next ride, throw some underneath one of their bikes, and yell out, "Your bike is leaking fuel".

Also, you might want to learn a little about punctuation. You posted the longest run on sentence I've ever read on this forum.
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Naustin
Posted on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - 05:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Whenever a jap biker makes a lame crack about your buell, Just tell him/her you already heard that crack from another guy and that he/she should go join their circle-jerk over in the back room of the Asian Grocery and come up with some better material.
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Spiderman
Posted on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - 05:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

anyone who rips on anyone elses sport bike is neither a enthusiast or fellow motorcyclist...
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Aesquire
Posted on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - 09:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I had just got my M2L's inspection done this spring at a local chopper shop. (See pic in profile) A couple of hog riders were looking at it, and I tell them "nothing handles like a Buell" and I get the "that thing doesn't look comfortable" I offer him a sit, & with the S3T bars & fairing, he gets this bemused look. I then putter mellow away,( banking till my feet drag around the corners ), wave at a ZX-10 rider, & head for the hills for a ride.

It's all good.

My usual response to the "my bike can beat your bike" is to smile & say, "you'll never really know,( pause ) nice bike dude."

Please post a pic of the Carbon X1 in your profile. Thanx
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Mwellm
Posted on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - 09:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I usually say little and communicate back more non-verbaly. In a related note my motorcycle gloves are very protective.
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Mmmi_grad
Posted on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - 09:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Exactley, if someone has a comment or esp an opinion about anything your doing , buying, eating or riding. Why dont you just tell them that you didnt ask them for thier opinion.

Can be nice or mean , i prefer it the mean the mean way : )

This method is also demonstated in the film Pulp fiction....when Jewles says " I dont remember asking you a goddamn thing"

: )
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Oldog
Posted on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - 11:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

and the great one u will never out handling my 600 kaw









Smoke'm when you got em
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Rocketman
Posted on Friday, October 13, 2006 - 06:01 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

American engineering isn't like Japanese engineering. To use the term 'agricultural' might seem a little cruel when referring to a Harley. Perhaps over engineered might seem fairer. But to the average Japanese bike rider their bikes in comparison appear like velvet gloves. A Harley is as rough as a badgers arse next to that velvet glove. Buell no doubt is blighted by the same reasoning.

Buells don't stack up well in comparison to Japanese bikes. There are very few Japanese bikes that are anything like a Buell, and those that share perhaps some or the odd similarity still maintain that velvet glove appeal. A simple test would be to leave a Buell ticking over on its side stand with a Japanese V twin bike next to it also ticking over parked on its side stand. The Buell will walk the floor. A Japanese bike fan would die at the thought of his bike doing such. An American would relish such antics from their bike.

Lamborghini build tractors. MV build helicopters. Kawasaki build ships. None of this is seen as crossing over to bike manufacturer, be that good or bad. Harley to many bikers build Buells, and that might be great in the home market but certainly in the UK that's a downer to many who ride Japanese bikes, as in a huge majority would never consider buying a Harley, or a Buell for that matter.

Rocket
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Cyclonemick
Posted on Friday, October 13, 2006 - 07:36 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

It's too bad their the ones missing out. I love My concrete dancing Buell.
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Nickle
Posted on Friday, October 13, 2006 - 02:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Just ask the Honda riders if they know what HONDA stands for.

Hop On Nothing Dumb Ass.

The Ducati's? Smoke 'em if you've got 'em, and I don't mean cigarettes, either.

I love Ducati's, the owners just HATE being smoked by a Buell, especially the stock '97 M2 I used to own (on VT 17, no less).
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Bigbadbuell
Posted on Friday, October 13, 2006 - 03:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

thanks for the help i am going to go back and start up some shit!!!!! also soo check out my profile for myspace page and i got some pics of the bike there. later people !
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Buellzebub
Posted on Saturday, October 14, 2006 - 11:34 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

i just shake my head and say i enjoy riding my corner carvin irrigation pump and continue on... who realy cares about brand posturing anyways?

RTFM
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Oldog
Posted on Saturday, October 14, 2006 - 02:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

BBB:
Bobs is on the NC/SC border in the western part of the state the route number escapes me at the moment.
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1313
Posted on Sunday, October 15, 2006 - 12:08 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Supposedly a picture is worth a thousand words...
My favorite:

Piss 1

Slight variation:

Piss 2

Same message different verbage:

No Rice

For those who may want to target Italian bikes, nothing beats the sticker I saw on a BMW at a bike show in Dortmund, Germany (but only have old-fashioned print pictures of - somewhere...). It read 'No Pasta'.

1313
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Rocketman
Posted on Sunday, October 15, 2006 - 08:29 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Supposedly a picture is worth a thousand words...


Word Champions


INDEED IT IS

Rocket
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Blake
Posted on Sunday, October 15, 2006 - 01:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Lose the hate. I don't get the anti-bike attitude of some folks.
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Rocketman
Posted on Sunday, October 15, 2006 - 02:10 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

It's only fun Blake dude. I like bikes from any nation.

Rocket
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Outrider
Posted on Sunday, October 15, 2006 - 02:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

IMHO...All bikes have a niche and most do well within their respective boundaries. Ergo, you have a conflict in personalities not bikes.

Production Buell's appeal to several niches. However, Buell's appeal to me is that they are truly "Different in Every Sense."

Plus, they do what they are designed to do extremely well.
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Blake
Posted on Sunday, October 15, 2006 - 03:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Sean,
My comment above was not aimed at you at all. Go Ducati! I'm a HUGE Ducati fan. : )
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Rocketman
Posted on Sunday, October 15, 2006 - 04:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I know it wasn't Blake darling

Rocket
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Malott442
Posted on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 - 02:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

WHAT? I didn't know that I was supposed to support communist slave-shops in some god-forsaken country where everyone is like 3 freakin feet tall!!! And where o where do I see a chick refusing a ride on a buell in midst of a crotchy???

Just tell them a-holes, look at your bike. I see them everywhere! Look! The new ford taurus! Insecure insignificant puke-faced overcompensating little prics!
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Barker
Posted on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 - 06:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Bro, welcome to the buell club. In my experience most of the people who talk junk about buells have very little knowledge of bikes/engineering and/or Physics.

Remember what I told you, take a look at the tires of these "fast" Jap bikes and you will be able to see who can really ride.

I really like Djkaplan's idea:
"But... then again... you could bring a handful of rice with you on the next ride, throw some underneath one of their bikes, and yell out, "Your bike is leaking fuel". "

That sounds like something you would do.

(Message edited by barker on October 19, 2006)
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Rocketman
Posted on Thursday, October 19, 2006 - 05:27 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Most people who talk junk about buells have very little knowledge of bikes/engineering and/or Physics.

Wrong.

Rocket
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Wardan123
Posted on Thursday, October 19, 2006 - 07:43 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Why get into a pissing contest with someone who is either already made up their mind about your bike and chooses to disrespect it or who is ignorant and chooses to belittle your bike? Rise above them.

Educate the inquiring...
Ignore the small mided attempts of the critical to draw you into and argument.

My advice to you - speak softly and run an open exhaust!!
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Barker
Posted on Thursday, October 19, 2006 - 11:36 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Rocket,

I so sorry for you. I’m sorry most competent engineers/bikers/physicists over on the other side of the pond talk junk about the brand of bike you own. It must be very depressing over there in the UK.

Most (key word "most") of the people, that I have run into, talk junk to me about my buell/buells brand have very little knowledge of bikes/engineering and/or Physics. Thats what I run into day-to-day over here in the US.

I edited/clarified my last post.

(Message edited by barker on October 19, 2006)

(Message edited by barker on October 19, 2006)
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