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     Crusty |
I got this from the XL Forum and thought it needed to be shared here Building a snowman 2022 It snowed all night. So, this morning, I made a snowman in front of the house with the neighborhood children! 09:00: my snowman is finished 09:10: a feminist walks by and asks me why I didn’t make a good snow woman 09:15: I also make a good snow woman… 09:17: the neighbours’ nanny is moaning because she thinks the good snowwoman’s breasts are too voluptuous 09:20: The neighborhood gay couple grumbles that it could have been two snowmen 09:25: the vegetarians of n°12 are indignant at the carrot that serves as the man’s nose. Vegetables are food and should not be used for that 09:26: the two lesbians from the next neighborhood ask me why I didn’t build two snow women instead? 09:28: others call me racist because the couple is white 09:31: Muslims across the street ask me to add a scarf to my good snow woman 09:39: A disorderly and “noisy” cohort of high school students tries to set my snow men and women on fire. Too much accumulated culture, they don’t know that the snow doesn’t burn… 09:40: someone calls the police who come to see what is happening 09:42: I’m told I need to remove the broomstick the snowman is holding because it could be used as a deadly weapon Things get worse when I mumble: yeah, especially if you have it in the… 09:45: With all the commotion, the local TV crew shows up. They ask me if I know the difference between a snowman and a good snowwoman. I answer: Yes, the balls. I am then called sexist 09:52: my mobile phone is seized, checked and I am taken to the police station 10:00: my story is announced on the radios. I am suspected of being a terrorist taking advantage of bad weather to disturb public order 10:10: everyone agrees that I have accomplices 10:29: an unknown jihadist group claims the action There’s no moral to this story…it’s just the world today | ||
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