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Sami
Posted on Thursday, March 26, 2020 - 01:48 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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Aesquire
Posted on Thursday, March 26, 2020 - 03:09 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Or.
The dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

Stays awake at night wondering if there is a Dog?
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Sami
Posted on Monday, March 30, 2020 - 03:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I've got a joke about dyslexia.
If you don't get it I'll spell it out for you.
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Ourdee
Posted on Sunday, April 05, 2020 - 04:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

santa, satan, same



Guy's wife can't stand his drinking. Goes to a counselor for advice. He says dress up as the devil and scare him when he comes home drunk. Guy comes through the door polluted and she jumps out to scare him. Guy says, "I ain't scared of you. I'm married to your sister!"
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Aesquire
Posted on Tuesday, April 21, 2020 - 12:23 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Satanic church opening... on the news...mocked by expressionless dude. Priceless.

https://9gag.com/gag/aEge6LK
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Sami
Posted on Monday, May 25, 2020 - 11:56 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

A Protestant, a Catholic and a Jew walk into a bar...

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Glitch
Posted on Sunday, August 16, 2020 - 11:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Zane
Posted on Monday, August 17, 2020 - 07:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I don't understand Southern Baptist...

They can recognize Jesus as their Lord and Savior.
They can recognize that the only way to get to heaven is through Jesus.
They can recognize that without God's grace they will burn in hell

But they can't recognize each other in a liquor store.
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Glitch
Posted on Monday, August 17, 2020 - 11:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Where I'm from the county was dry, until the late 90s.
I worked near the ABC store, and although there was plenty of parking space, people would circle the block.
Never saw more than 3 cars in the parking lot, ever.
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Zane
Posted on Tuesday, August 18, 2020 - 02:18 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I grew up in the Grace Brethren church. Think of Southern Baptist on steroids. No drinking, no dancing, singing is ok if the song is 75 years or older. It's a long story but I was asked to leave. I'm very proud of that
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Zane
Posted on Tuesday, August 18, 2020 - 10:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I don't understand Southern Baptist...

They can recognize Jesus as their Lord and Savior.
They can recognize the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.
They can recognize that without God's grace they will burn in hell

But they can't recognize each other in a liquor store.
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Glitch
Posted on Wednesday, August 19, 2020 - 01:08 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Where I'm from the county was dry, until the late 90s.
I worked near the ABC store, and although there was plenty of parking space, people would circle the block.
Never saw more than 3 cars in the parking lot, ever.
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Blake
Posted on Wednesday, August 19, 2020 - 01:53 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Growing up in the Methodist church, I always wanted to try communion at the Roman Catholic mass, real wine instead of juice.
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Aesquire
Posted on Wednesday, August 19, 2020 - 09:32 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

It's nearly unpalatable.

Take that anyway you want. ; )
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Glitch
Posted on Wednesday, August 19, 2020 - 04:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I was born into the Episcopal Church.
"It's nearly unpalatable."
One time my sister got a hold of a bottle, her and her bestie were sick the entire weekend!
Grew up in a small mill town as a PK.
I had to have a sense of humor, or I would have been filled with hate.
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Aesquire
Posted on Wednesday, August 19, 2020 - 07:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Actually was an Episcopal Altar Boy. Of course we got into the D*&^ Red. Horrid. I may have had an unsophisticated palate at that age. : )

I've moved to mead.

environment6
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Hootowl
Posted on Wednesday, August 19, 2020 - 07:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I also grew up Episcopal. Not sure where you’ns got your vino. Ours was good.
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Aesquire
Posted on Wednesday, August 19, 2020 - 08:23 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Small town & mail order. We got it by the case from a religious supply house. Probably the same stuff at the Catholic church, since they used the same catalog. Also, Midwest, long before the micro-winery fad.

Now that I live in wine country, I have a bit more appreciation for fermented grape juice, but it's not my usual drink. For all I know it was great stuff, but as a kid...
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Blake
Posted on Wednesday, August 19, 2020 - 10:16 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Well pity the priests then, cause they are obliged to finish all that is left over. LOL
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Glitch
Posted on Wednesday, August 19, 2020 - 11:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Yep I remember my dad's face after the "last drop"
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Hootowl
Posted on Thursday, August 20, 2020 - 01:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

If it was that bad, he wouldn’t have blessed so much of it at once. : )
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