I've gotten in a habit of watching all the drug ads. With and without sound. I'm still planning on running all their names through an anagram generator. Maybe I'll lern something.
I'm currently taking a tv ad drug. Let's just call it Xicalm. "Side effects include nausea, and spontaneous human combustion. Do not take Xicalm if you're allergic to Xicalm. Do not take Xicalm if there's a family history of illness..."
Greasy anal discharge, chigger infestation and lung disease are the most common side effects, while only 38% of our control group experienced a lighter than air transition to the spiritual realm
Do not take suicidinol if you are allergic to dying.