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Jon
Posted on Saturday, September 14, 2019 - 12:00 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
"Man who not ride, become turnip".

Your turn
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Crusty
Posted on Saturday, September 14, 2019 - 12:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
"Man who farts in church sits in his own pew."

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Hootowl
Posted on Saturday, September 14, 2019 - 01:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
“man with hand in pocket feel cocky”.
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Jon
Posted on Saturday, September 14, 2019 - 01:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
"man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, not sanitary!"
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Ourdee
Posted on Saturday, September 14, 2019 - 01:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
"man who have last laugh, not get joke."
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Big_island_rider
Posted on Saturday, September 14, 2019 - 02:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
"woman with skirt up run faster than man with pants down."
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Crusty
Posted on Saturday, September 14, 2019 - 03:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
"Duck who flies upside down heading for a quack up."
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Cmmagnussen
Posted on Saturday, September 14, 2019 - 06:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
"Man who go through subway turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok"
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Phelan
Posted on Saturday, September 14, 2019 - 06:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
"Man who stand on toilet seat is high on pot"
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Phelan
Posted on Saturday, September 14, 2019 - 06:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Man who sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
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1313
Posted on Saturday, September 14, 2019 - 09:10 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Your Undertaker will be the last man to let you down.
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Etennuly
Posted on Monday, November 11, 2019 - 10:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Man who flies upside down have crack up!
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Etennuly
Posted on Monday, November 11, 2019 - 10:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Woman with no legs walking called dragon lips!
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1313
Posted on Monday, November 11, 2019 - 10:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.
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Strokizator
Posted on Monday, November 11, 2019 - 10:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Man who go to whorehouse in Volkswagen come back with hot rod
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86129squids
Posted on Tuesday, November 12, 2019 - 12:52 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
You're a pretty fart smeller.
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86129squids
Posted on Tuesday, November 12, 2019 - 12:56 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
"You're smarter than you look.

"You're dumber than you look."
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86129squids
Posted on Tuesday, November 12, 2019 - 12:59 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
What's fun, and great about all these sayings is actually saying them when the time comes.
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86129squids
Posted on Tuesday, November 12, 2019 - 01:05 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
There comes a time... Might be a happy ending,

I hear snoring, expect dogs growling.

Coffee is ready.
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86129squids
Posted on Tuesday, November 12, 2019 - 03:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Sorry, haiku.

I'm turning Japanese, I think so.
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Oldog
Posted on Tuesday, November 12, 2019 - 04:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
.Man who live in glass house dress in basement
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Oldog
Posted on Tuesday, November 12, 2019 - 04:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
He who goes forth with a fifth on the forth may not come forth on the fifth
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Ourdee
Posted on Tuesday, November 12, 2019 - 04:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Ourdee
Posted on Tuesday, November 12, 2019 - 04:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
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Crusty
Posted on Tuesday, November 12, 2019 - 05:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
A hand on the bird is worth two in the bush.
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Ourdee
Posted on Tuesday, November 12, 2019 - 08:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Sorry, haiku.

I thought Haiku had three verses with the syllables being 5 - 7 - 5.
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Ourdee
Posted on Tuesday, November 12, 2019 - 08:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
To make a haiku you may count haiku as three because in Japanese it has three sounds ha-i-ku. So to turn your post into a haiku, I would do this:

Sorry, haiku
I am turning Japanese
I really think so

I added the red and also removed the comma and periods. As the haiku should be read with one continuous breath. you are welcome.
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Ourdee
Posted on Tuesday, November 12, 2019 - 10:53 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary.
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86129squids
Posted on Tuesday, November 12, 2019 - 11:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Maybe she's making kombucha?
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Jon
Posted on Thursday, November 14, 2019 - 06:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Uh oh. This thread is still going!
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