Why is it every time someone engages in activity that others object to it's because they have a little dick?
Reminds me of a story: years ago a bunch of guys at work were going to purchase Chinese surplus weapons for like $99 each. One of the guys said that his wife told him he couldn't get one and said that the only reason we were getting one was to compensate for our little dicks.
I replied, "Well, I don't know if mine's big or little. All I know is that I touch bottom."
The guy asked, "What's that supposed to mean?"
The whole place erupted into laughter.
So my point is, unless you've seen the other guy's member, don't make try to shame him by making assumptions.
99.9% of the ones I have seen are small. I had a friend in the military. We dated the same girl. He came out of the shower in the barracks one day and I was standing at the sinks. That thing hung down past his knees. Since then 99.9% are small.
You know what hurts more? - when you go around the corner and drag your thing around the corner edge. I had to round all corners in my living apartment.
Posted on Wednesday, February 19, 2020 - 10:33 am:
While on a trip with my old riding buddy we stopped to get gas. We both needed to drain the main vein. Upon entering the restroom there were two urinals, one high and one low. I grabbed the tall one leaving him the low. He just looked at me and thanked me for leaving him the one for long dicks!
Posted on Wednesday, February 19, 2020 - 11:01 am:
When I worked in the foundry one of the last departments built there was handicap accessible. We had a manager that was four feet tall. There was a name tag on the short urinal.
The first time my girlfriend visited my work, one of my coworkers gave her the ol' "the doctor says I need help holding up my ten pound dong" thing. My girlfriend thinks it's cute because she believes that only old guys that are no longer functional say such things. Whatever. What a way to impress
A customer did mention recently that he has large guns because he has a small penis. Right out. I didn't need to know that, but okay. I'm not sure he realizes that that's mostly a joke.
My girlfriend does assume every moron driving a jacked up truck like a massive A hole is compensating.
These days, as long as someone other than me is enjoying it, I can't complain much.
While I'm at it, driving a tiny car is very akin to riding motorcycles. There's always a minivan, pickup truck, or SUV hogging the passing lane, people driving pickup trucks and SUV's seem to believe that the girth of their vehicle automatically gives them the right away regardless of the situation, everyone tries to stoplight drag me from the turning lane in an attempt to cut me off, and some fancy sportscar drivers insist on being pests despite my driving an econo micro van. It is fun losing them in the corners just to be hounded on straights. I know my car is not faster than yours. Go away, crazy.
