| Author | Message | ||
     Jaimec |
...is this thing unashamedly phallic in its design?? https://electricmotorcycles.news/legendary-designe r-jt-nesbitt-joins-curtiss-and-unveils-striking-ne w-hades-model/ | ||
| Crusty |
It ain't just you. | ||
| Pwnzor |
That thing looks terrible. | ||
| Jaimec |
I just feel so... inadequate now... | ||
| Pwnzor |
Somehow, I don't think riding around on a giant steel schlong will make you feel any better. | ||
| 86129squids |
Got a hard-on like blue steel for you, baby.  Helter-Stoopid. Sofa King, We Todd Ed.    What's worse is they're based out of LEEDS, ALABAMA. Why didn't George Barber himself beattch slap the designer? Bonus points... the seat looks like a male baboon's backside. It really could've gone a much better way. Morons. RD, are those your pegs?? Gotta insert a beater now...  | ||
| Ourdee |
Blue Steel, cat can't scratch it! Uh, no. Not my pegs. | ||
| 86129squids |
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| Rick_a |
That thing has no balls...  | ||
| Ebutch |
 Best plug-in I've Seen !  | ||
| Ebutch |
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| Froggy |
At first it reminded me of some kind of revolver, but now that you've said something... | ||
| Glitch |
ribbed for her pleasure | ||
| Gregtonn |
That thing has no balls... That's because it's a mechanical replacement for... | ||
| Tootal |
What do you make of it Jerkoff? Looks like a prehistoric penisaurus to me!! (Message edited by tootal on July 19, 2019) | ||
| Jaimec |
Another "Flesh Gordon" fan!! | ||
| Greg_e |
Where are the batteries? it's going to have a range of like 20 miles. A small dog with an erection. | ||
| Jaimec |
I believe the batteries are in the male genitalia turgidly suspended below the frame. There's no reason for the motor to require that much space. | ||
| Ebutch |
IT HAS BALLS+++++ 217 hp Torque 147 lbs! Hold on !!!!!.  | ||
| 86129squids |
..."turgidly suspended below the frame." Oh dang, gotta insert another beater now. | ||
| Jaimec |
Did anyone else notice the light-up "Mandrill Butt" brake light/turn signals under the saddle?  (Message edited by jaimec on July 19, 2019) | ||
| 86129squids |
Yeppers- mandrill, baboon... dang thing has built-in monkey butt. | ||
| 86129squids |
Just re-read the marketing shpiel, what the heck is this? "The company stated that its goal is to uplift to either NASDAQ or the upcoming Long Term Stock Exchange (LTSE)." "uplift"... heck, I don't see that hard-on going anywhere. | ||
| Ratbuell |
Most of the parts on the machine serve more than one purpose. Hmm...where have I heard that before...? | ||
| 86129squids |
That hole in the frame reminds me of those morons who like to wear ever-increasing radii in their earlobes. One day I'm hoping someone will get their lobes big enuf to put some dreamcatchers in. Worked with a chef who was doing that with just one lobe... problem is, when they don't have their radii in, it looks like a shaved something. I can see a dude rolling up on that with big ole radii sporting under his half-shell brain bucket. Wish I hadn't thought of that. | ||
| Jaimec |
I prefer the look of their Zeus model: https://www.curtissmotorcycles.com/zeus-design Curtiss is DEFINITELY "Form over Function" though. Not a practical thing in their styling at all. | ||
| Slaughter |
I cannot UN-SEE it now. | ||
| Tootal |
Inspiration for the engine design???  | ||
| Ourdee |
RATED: ? | ||
| Crusty |
P for phallic. | ||
| Jaimec |
I REALLY hope Curtiss rethinks that design and that it is just a computer rendering. I'd hate to think they wasted money on actually building that giant, two-wheeled dildo! | ||
| Etennuly |
Is that the 1050's Flesh Gordon? | ||
| 86129squids |
OK youn's, I fixed it for ya. Got in touch with Curtiss, had a few ideas for them. Instead of calling it the "Hades", it's now going to be called... "Steely Dan". |
