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Ourdee
Posted on Sunday, June 16, 2019 - 12:48 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

facebook, facial recognition.
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Aesquire
Posted on Sunday, June 16, 2019 - 07:04 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

"Tagging" your friends in photos gives feedback to the facial recognition software, and labels the photo with their names to make your photo album more complete and presumably more enjoyable.

The software will ask you if you want to tag someone in a picture that the A.I. recognizes to refine it's algorithm and as a service to you. ( so when you look at or share a photo, you get the names. Useful if you post or send a group photo with a comment like "me & aunt Becky". The person you send it to can see who aunt Becky is in the group. ) Plus, of course, it puts Becky in the giant database at Facebook so anyone who pays them can use it to identify people in surveillance photos. It's how police departments can use street cameras to Identify passersby. Or commercial companies target advertising.

See the movie Minority Report. We don't have the holographic ads in common use yet, and they don't need retina prints to ID you, but the result is similar. Walk through the RV sale display at the mall, & get RV ads on all your devices.

This is slightly less scary? than your phone feeding you ads based on words it hears from your pocket.

Which just happened to me.

The joke is fairly obvious if you know about tagging.
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Aesquire
Posted on Sunday, June 16, 2019 - 07:16 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

The fact your phone & tablet is listening to you means you can prank someone just by repeating words in their presence.

I haven't figured out the required number of repetitions yet. But last Wed. a somewhat hoplophobic buddy was over, and I said to his sleeping phone "Ruger, Smith & Wesson, Remington" 5 times quickly, and I'll check this week if his ad content changed.

I wonder what "liberte egalite fraternite" gets me?
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Sifo
Posted on Sunday, June 16, 2019 - 09:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Sifo
Posted on Tuesday, June 18, 2019 - 06:41 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Aesquire
Posted on Tuesday, June 18, 2019 - 10:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)


accurate



yeah logical



stonehenge



roger roger
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Sifo
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2019 - 08:00 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Aesquire
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2019 - 12:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Found Cat. Cream Color. Well Cared For. No Collar/tags. Doubt It’s Chipped. Can’t Keep It Because My Dog Seems Afraid Of It.


cat cream color


(Message edited by aesquire on June 19, 2019)
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Airbozo
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2019 - 06:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Here kitty kitty kitty....

I already have 3 of those living in my backyard. Not too many squirrels, small cats or GAC's running around lately.

I must say that the body's animal instincts take over when you spot one of those amazing felines. Every hair on the back of my neck was at full attention and the fight or flight trigger had to be controlled before I became prey. All good though. He was well fed thanks to a recent deer kill.
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Aesquire
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2019 - 06:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)


bark pic



temple pic



frame wall
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Daddio
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2019 - 06:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Aesquire
Posted on Thursday, June 20, 2019 - 06:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Pride is pride. Go Texas.

too big to post, too lazy to shrink and keep it legible.

https://9gag.com/gag/aoeQ3Z3
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Ourdee
Posted on Friday, June 21, 2019 - 11:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Whisperstealth
Posted on Saturday, June 22, 2019 - 01:03 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Lizard. IN THE LEG? From one knife slit/hole? My bullshit detector pegs real hard at that.
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Ducbsa
Posted on Saturday, June 22, 2019 - 03:08 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

“E. multicarinata is notable for its vicious self-defense, and will bite and defecate if handled”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_alligator _lizard

If the story is true, I hope they cleaned the wound real good!
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Aesquire
Posted on Saturday, June 22, 2019 - 01:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

If you've ever hung out with EMTs on an overnight shift you hear weird stories. The weirder, the more likely true, if embellished.

Ambulance crew called to a heart attack case. San Francisco. Arrests while they are tending to him, ( pre- portable defibrillator days ) load him on a stretcher, steep stairs, really fat patient, drop stretcher, bang head on concrete step, brings him back to life.

That from my father, who hates motorcycles and has San Francisco gory detail stories from his ambulance days.

For me, the glove detail inclined me to buy the lizard story.

I won't repeat worse ones I've heard involving insects. The stuff I've seen being first response at MVA is nothing compared to the stuff the pros see.

I have had the "You hit the hornet on your knee with a frying pan?" cases.
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Court
Posted on Saturday, June 22, 2019 - 05:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

>>>>"Tagging" your friends in photos gives feedback to the facial recognition software

Every time your iPhone sees you face . . it's refining it's ability to know you and spot you in successively more difficult circumstances.
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Sifo
Posted on Saturday, June 22, 2019 - 09:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)







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Sifo
Posted on Sunday, June 23, 2019 - 01:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Sifo
Posted on Monday, June 24, 2019 - 08:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Sifo
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Aesquire
Posted on Tuesday, June 25, 2019 - 10:52 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)


easy remember
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Zane
Posted on Tuesday, June 25, 2019 - 05:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Aesquire
Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2019 - 11:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)


6 week
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Sifo
Posted on Friday, June 28, 2019 - 07:39 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)







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Sifo
Posted on Saturday, June 29, 2019 - 08:56 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Ebutch
Posted on Saturday, June 29, 2019 - 11:18 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I can't wear black any-more but it's OK.
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Aesquire
Posted on Saturday, June 29, 2019 - 08:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)


store
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Aesquire
Posted on Saturday, June 29, 2019 - 08:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)


brilliant
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Aesquire
Posted on Saturday, June 29, 2019 - 09:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)


straws



smoking
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