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     Aesquire |
Mueller special presentation     | |||
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| 86129squids |
+1000, and me. I think John Lennon had it right, but we'd have to hash out economics after we imagined it all. | |||
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| Tootal |
That's easy, just aim at the cat! | |||
| Needs_o2 |
Maybe just shoot a dog, that would make the cat happy! | |||
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| Airbozo |
Funny sifo. Those who use apple maps to get to my neighborhood are redirected through a private community and a locked gate. Don't know how many people try to open it only to have my neighbor point out the "Private Road, No Trespassing" sign, to which most respond: "But my phone says it's OK to take this road!" | |||
| Ratbuell |
That's like my driveway. I have signs on BOTH sides that say "Private drive, no turn-around". I had them made the same time I had a set made for my duplex, because my tenants said everyone used the (circular) driveway there as a high-speed turnaround. I've been out mowing when people pull into my driveway to turn around. I'll pull the mower behind their car and ask if I can help them. "No, we're just turning around". "Did you see the signs?" Silence. Or, some fumbled attempt at an argument starting with "well, we're just...", at which point I chime in "just...turning around? Like the sign says not to do because this is private property? You're 100 feet from an intersection - make a U-turn there." | |||
| Ebutch |
BET THIS WORKS BETTER.  | |||
| Crusty |
That won't help because, "We're only turning around!" This might help, though:  | |||
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| Airbozo |
I wanted that shirt for the SO, but the one that fit had the controllers too high...   | |||
| Aesquire |
WARNING CERTAIN DEATH RABID BEES CAT DANDER NO WIFI That last one might be the most effective. https://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-pow er-439-valve-hasnt-announced-portal-tree-yet/ | |||
| Aesquire |
 a buddy & I were watching some stupid human tricks on his street involving ramps, kiddie tricycles and adolescents too big for the equipment, with predictable results, when he turned to me "Shakka, when the walls fell", & I responded "Sokath - his eyes uncovered", then we both shook our heads and walked away, leaving the other watchers bewildered. | |||
| Crusty |
Why didn't you tell them about Gilgamesh? | |||
| Aesquire |
I suspect walking up to random folk & reciting epic poems might frighten some people. I'll have to try it.  | |||
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| Ducbsa |
Please ‘splain the Clark Kent one. |
