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Slaughter
Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2018 - 07:59 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

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86129squids
Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2018 - 11:41 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Dangit, is there an emoticon for coffee blasting out of my nose?
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Crusty
Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2018 - 11:51 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I sent that out to my joke circle and one friend replied, I was gagging when he squeezed that crap into his mouth!!

I can fully identify with that statement.
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86129squids
Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2018 - 12:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I dunno, I've gotten pretty fond of Duke's mayo.
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Ourdee
Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2018 - 12:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I found I don't care for mayo on greasy egg sandwiches. Oh, it's redundant.
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Aesquire
Posted on Thursday, November 29, 2018 - 07:04 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

But does it make you feel like you are riding a pony? A pony 300 feet tall? Covered in chainsaws?

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Pwnzor
Posted on Friday, November 30, 2018 - 01:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

OK... Red Bull is fired.
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86129squids
Posted on Friday, November 30, 2018 - 02:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Wonder what a Brawndo and vodka would be like.
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Pwnzor
Posted on Friday, November 30, 2018 - 04:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

300 foot tall pony covered with chainsaws dipped in flesh eating nanobots.

You're welcome.
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Ourdee
Posted on Friday, November 30, 2018 - 04:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

In my past experiences with people at parties;
Alcohol and uppers often resulted in people that could not remember what had just happened. I had a hard rule to stay away from people that mixed alcohol with cocaine or mixed LSD with PCP. The first group could remember nothing and the second group were prone to uninhibited violence. Two unteachable groups.
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86129squids
Posted on Saturday, December 01, 2018 - 12:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Yeah- I really never understood the draw of a red bull/vodka drink. When I was a club-hopper I'd drink a cappuccino or two before I did my rounds, then I'd dance the rest of the night. I only use the "energy" drinks when I'm traveling and can't do coffee anymore.
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Ourdee
Posted on Saturday, December 01, 2018 - 01:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Monsters, dough nuts, and a loud radio would get the wrecker home at the end of a 16 hour shift when I was still 200 miles out.
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