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     Two_seasons |
Good one  | ||
| Aesquire |
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| Oddball |
Hey, her guru, Grand Master Takata said it would be fine. | ||
| Aesquire |
I've known otherwise sane and smart people who were into crystals. There is something there. Some people can feel the static charge some crystals can hold. Some types of quartz do have weird effects on real life. A buddy who was a lapidary ( gem cutter ) had a crystal cluster that he couldn't keep in the same room as his Mac computer. Witnessed. He also would build up a charge grinding gems in his basement shop, and made a habit of grounding himself before going upstairs by slapping a steel support column. He'd shocked his wife across the room with a kiss once when called up for dinner. ( so both claim ) But... if you believe in the Power of Crystals.... her claymore mine is all wrong.  | ||
| Torquehd |
uh yeah, that's how jedi space swords work. | ||
| Hootowl |
Piezoelectric effect. Good for lighting cigarettes and bbq grills. Good for creating stable oscillators. Good for giving you positive energy? No. That's bunk. Good for turning your airbag into a claymore? Possibly. | ||
| Slaughter |
Woah dude... I was given placebo by friends at a party (I KNOW - don't tell anybody). I gotta tell you, that placebo is some good shit! | ||
| Hootowl |
You think your buddy could hook me up? I'm jonesing here. | ||
| Pwnzor |
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| Aesquire |
Watch out for street placebo. You never know what's in those. I get mine from the kid down the street in the ADD control group. That's pharmaceutical grade! | ||
| Hootowl |
Meh. I cook my own. Safer and cheaper. The only side effect is slightly elevated blood sugar. Sometimes I get fancy and put a little bit of blue food coloring in there. | ||
| Hootowl |
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| Henshao |
I thought pigeons preferred stools. | ||
| Crusty |
Only the pigeons that talk. | ||
| Cadman |
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| Sifo |
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| Torquehd |
Some reposts from Pirate4x4        | ||
| Slaughter |
I'm sure it's a repost... but it's STILL a goodie:  | ||
| Torquehd |
I think that meme will have to be updated here shortly...  The Kim regime has been telling us that they want to fight us for far too long. It's time we give them what they've been demanding all along. Before they accidentally hurt someone. I hope we can keep civcas on the minimum, only the regime is evil.   Every time I hear a minigun, I loose all sense of military bearing and start laughing like a child. Man I wish I could be part of invading North Korea. | ||
| Hootowl |
It's the South Korean casualties we need to worry about. | ||
| Pwnzor |
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| Glitch |
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| Slaughter |
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| Tootal |
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| Ebutch |
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| Oddball |
Of course it's green. That's not noise. That's the rumble of veggie farts. | ||
| Slaughter |
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| Sifo |
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| Hughlysses |
Not really a meme, but appropriate:  | ||
| Ebutch |
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