| Author | Message | ||
     Court |
Who doesn't love a party? | ||
| Alfau |
 Spokesman for the Mortar board and gown moronic Freemason minions has spoken . https://www.google.com.au/search?q=Freemason+minions&client=firefox-b&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwip9q-s-rLUAhXCKpQKHbZXD-kQsAQIJQ&biw=1461&bih=698 (Message edited by alfau on June 10, 2017) | ||
| Aesquire |
Those are SOOOOOO cute! I'll have to let my Freemason Brother in law see these. His wife, Eastern Star, will probably need a plush version. | ||
| Glitch |
 I'd rather be from a nation created by Freemasonry, rather than one built by prisoners and the likes of Ned Kelly.  | ||
| Aesquire |
Hey! At least one of my relatives was sent there as a prisoner. Rebellion against the Crown. Don't pick on the Aussies. Other than a tendency to Tourette syndrome 2 & a naive belief in Communist propaganda, Alfau is alright. | ||
| Glitch |
Not really picking aussies, just the bogans that produced Alfie. And as long as he has the gall to pick on Freemasons, it's open season on Old Ass Alfie. Besides he's an ass-hat. | ||
| Aesquire |
Well, there is that. He has a reality disconnect. Hitler hated Freemasons, ( so did King George ) Stalin hated Freemasons. Both accused Freemasons of being the conspiracy to rule mankind. Both used hate & lies to try and rule mankind. Somehow he misses the obvious result of that logic. | ||
| Court |
>>>Besides he's an ass-hat. I don't think it's a hat . . . I think he just got his head wedged in there. | ||
| Ourdee |
That would imply he is suffering from Anusticular-Craniumitis. I have never seen a case of it cured where the infected individual survived. | ||
| Aesquire |
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| Glitch |
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| Hootowl |
I used to draw wheels on these. Much more entertaining than fractions.  | ||
| Ratbuell |
I remember those from BEFORE they said "latex free". | ||
| Ourdee |
Remember the green ones from drafting. | ||
| 1313 |
Much more entertaining than fractions. Ahhh...fractions...the one thing Americans - and other non-metric-heads have over metric-heads. Ask a European what 7/16 is, and wait for the drool... | ||
| Fast1075 |
A pox on fractions!!!! I remember working on carbs that had specs like "set float at 123/268ths" or some stupid thing like that. Give me decimal measurements or metric measurements. | ||
| Crusty |
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| Graeme1203 |
'Ask a European what 7/16 is, and wait for the drool...' Unless they're British, here we work in a gloriously confusing world of both. You buy your beer by the pint, speed is measured in MPH, but we buy petrol by the litres, small things weighed in grams and measured in millimeters. | ||
| Airbozo |
So someone here needs a Plexotomy? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ple xotomy | ||
| Alfau |
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| Hootowl |
Family photos are great. Thanks for sharing, Alf.  | ||
| Glitch |
Yeah thanks | ||
| Alfau |
Why would anyone protect these animals? | ||
| Glitch |
Because they're your family | ||
| Alfau |
A Glitch is a small problem or fault that prevents something from being successful or working as well as it should: ... specialized electronics a sudden unexpected increase in electrical power, especially one that causes a fault in an electronic system: The computer failure was due to a glitch caused by lightning. i.e. you fool! | ||
| Aesquire |
Are they still mad from the days of King George? Pretty sure the Royalty hate the Masons from at least that far back. If Alfau keeps this Up I may have to join. Not big on joining clubs & fraternities, but Alfau has shown us an ever growing list of the worst murderous liars on the planet that all hate the Masons. Hitler, Stalin, The British Royals, the BBC......... | ||
| Strokizator |
Not big on joining clubs & fraternities I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member - Groucho Marx | ||
| Graeme1203 |
Aesquire - I am reticent to add to your 'Pretty sure the Royalty hate the Masons' line (especially following Alfau's ridiculous meme - source is not the UK child abuse Inquiry, but a Facebook page set up to throw stones at the inquiry), but........ Prince Edward, the Duke of Kent is the present Grand master of the united Grand Lodge of England. Time for the conspiracy theorists to go crazy............. Not a Mason myself, but my impression is that they are a easily mis-understood group, caused mainly by their desire to keep the nut and bolt processes of Freemasonry amongst themselves. Filtering fact from urban myth with the Masons is extremely difficult, as everyone knows someone, who knows someone, who knows someone who was a Mason and they said "plot to take over the world/ start wars/ worship Satan (delete as applicable)". Plenty of people not in the know, talking as if they are, even the good is well hidden e.g. Last year, the Freemasons were the second largest donators to charity in the UK, behind the national lottery. My opinion is not fixed on the Masons, I see the good and hear the bad. Like Alfau's meme - Just because its a meme, doesn't make it true  (Message edited by graeme1203 on June 13, 2017) | ||
| Oldfartnbuell |
You and your son seem to be having a good time, Alfie! | ||
| Glitch |
A Glitch is a small problem or fault that prevents something from being successful or working as well as it should: ... specialized electronics a sudden unexpected increase in electrical power, especially one that causes a fault in an electronic system: The computer failure was due to a glitch caused by lightning. i.e. you fool! What are you, 12 or something? |
