| Author | Message | ||
     Crusty |
If you eat 1 package of Green Giant Broccoli w/ low fat cheese sauce and 1 cup (2 servings) of Stove Top chicken flavored Stuffing Mix, your farts will be strong enough to knock a buzzard off a shitwagon. DAMHIK | ||
| Hughlysses |
 If you washed it down with Stroh's beer, the emanations would be lethal. | ||
| Ocbueller |
One of the advantages of living solo. Eat what you like, consequences be damned. SteveH | ||
| 86129squids |
Dang. If you get cold, you can light a fart furnace, stay warm. | ||
| Alfau |
https://youtu.be/3tH1kcZHXaU | ||
| Zane |
Little know fact? Heck I thought everyone knew that... | ||
| Etennuly |
Try it with the normal fat cheese, it'll be wet too!!!   | ||
| Pwnzor |
I'll call ahead to TWoS and make sure they don't have any broccoli. | ||
| Njloco |
How about a real little know fact, olive leaf extract kills everything ! Viral, bacterial, Pneumonia ! This is something good to know when you want to eat anything you want and, the consequences be damed. Enjoy! (Message edited by njloco on March 29, 2017) | ||
| Figorvonbuellingham |
I use oil of oregano. Knocks the he'll out of anything. I recently had a bout of hantavirus and the earliest appt I could get with my Dr was 3 months away because now that everyone is insured there aren't enough Dr's to cover the demand. They emphatically told me to go to the emergency room but I wasn't go to pay $9,000 for them to say "we don't know what's wrong with you" which is what happened last time. I drove by a country nutritionist on the way out of town and explained that I was moving a wood pile full of wood mice nests and became extremely ill a few hours later. The woman imidietly got on the phone with the nutritionist who instructed her to explain dosages of oil of oregano and thieves oil to me. After 3 days my symptoms were gone so I stopped the dosages early. My symptoms came back so I resumed them for the duration she recommended. All better now and only cost me the price of two bottles of oil. I was pretty much a nay sayer to this sort of stuff and only tried it out of desperation. I am impressed. Certainly knocked me off the shit wagon. (Message edited by Figorvonbuellingham on March 29, 2017) (Message edited by Figorvonbuellingham on March 29, 2017) | ||
| Njloco |
Fig, good move ! The difference with the Olive leaf extract is,once your on it, the virus/bacteria can't take hold in the first place ! I'm still very happy it worked for you but, always take out for the suggested duration ! |
