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Sifo
Posted on Friday, October 30, 2015 - 02:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Alfau
Posted on Friday, October 30, 2015 - 07:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it and takes her Complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you Your hair smells nice?'
The woman replies,





'It's Keith, the midget.'
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Aesquire
Posted on Friday, October 30, 2015 - 10:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

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Aesquire
Posted on Monday, November 02, 2015 - 07:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)


barbieraygun
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Hootowl
Posted on Monday, November 02, 2015 - 09:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

That's not funny. Just true.
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Crusty
Posted on Thursday, November 05, 2015 - 08:46 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back.
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Pwnzor
Posted on Thursday, November 05, 2015 - 10:01 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Gretchen liked that one, John!
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Hootowl
Posted on Friday, November 06, 2015 - 10:00 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

This isn't so much funny (ok, it is) as it is completely awesome.

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Hootowl
Posted on Friday, November 06, 2015 - 10:05 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Biologists have finally figured out how to determine the sex of an ant. It's a simple matter of dropping the creature into a bucket of water. If it sinks: Girl ant. If it floats: Boy ant.
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Hootowl
Posted on Friday, November 06, 2015 - 10:15 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.

But I turned my self around.
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Griffmeister
Posted on Friday, November 06, 2015 - 09:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Is that really what it's all about?
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Friday, November 06, 2015 - 10:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.
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Midknyte
Posted on Monday, November 09, 2015 - 03:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

https://youtu.be/2mTLO2F_ERY

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86129squids
Posted on Monday, November 09, 2015 - 03:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Crème de la weird.
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Aesquire
Posted on Monday, November 09, 2015 - 10:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



Ok, yes, it's weird. But the funny part is "the wind" a very annoying character, has a French accent. In a German commercial.

Wars have started for less.
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86129squids
Posted on Tuesday, November 10, 2015 - 11:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Good point... most Amuur'kin commercials never reach that level of subtlety/absurdity. I kinda liked it for those reasons.

Ever seen the magazine "Adbusters"? I used to subscribe, lots of funnin' with them.
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Froggy
Posted on Wednesday, November 11, 2015 - 01:52 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Midknyte
Posted on Saturday, November 14, 2015 - 11:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

https://youtu.be/GYycwWwYaZU
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Griffmeister
Posted on Sunday, November 15, 2015 - 12:15 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

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86129squids
Posted on Sunday, November 15, 2015 - 12:43 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



That reminded me of the "PooPourri"...

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86129squids
Posted on Tuesday, November 17, 2015 - 12:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Just got done wiping away tears, after watching this...

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Hootowl
Posted on Tuesday, November 17, 2015 - 02:03 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

WTF?

I can only imagine that at some time in the distant past there was a feline eating predator that looks an awful lot like a cucumber.
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86129squids
Posted on Tuesday, November 17, 2015 - 03:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Green+bumpy+curved+weird+suddenly there = AAAIIGHHH!!! RUN!!!!

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Midknyte
Posted on Tuesday, November 17, 2015 - 07:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

https://youtu.be/qqRu8HQA5rs
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Alfau
Posted on Tuesday, November 17, 2015 - 07:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

That's similar to being a "bad weather biker" on a bike you can't wash.
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Hootowl
Posted on Tuesday, November 17, 2015 - 08:04 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I would ask wtf you're talking about, but your response, if there is one, will be equally obtuse, so I won't bother.
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Midknyte
Posted on Wednesday, November 18, 2015 - 06:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

https://youtu.be/qmsbP13xu6k
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Pwnzor
Posted on Thursday, November 19, 2015 - 07:02 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

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Bolthead
Posted on Friday, November 20, 2015 - 10:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.”
“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. “I’m sick of her face, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her,” and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says “Like hell they’re getting divorced!” and calls her father immediately. “You’re not getting divorced! Don’t do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don’t call a lawyer, don’t file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.

The old man turns to his wife and says “Okay, they’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own airfares.”
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Midknyte
Posted on Friday, November 20, 2015 - 11:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Funny photos of cats that pose like pin-up models

http://catsthatlooklikepinupgirls.tumblr.com

(Message edited by midknyte on November 20, 2015)
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