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Slaughter
Posted on Friday, August 07, 2015 - 12:22 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

http://www.ew.com/article/2015/08/04/monty-python- holy-grail-40th-anniversary-rerelease



King Arthur: I am your king.

Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.

King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.

Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
[Angelic music plays... ]

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Arthur: Shut up

Dennis the Peasant: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Arthur: [grabs Dennis] Shut up! Will you shut up?!

Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Arthur: [shakes Dennis] Shut up!

Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

Arthur: Bloody Peasant!
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Ltbuell
Posted on Friday, August 07, 2015 - 12:38 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

...been a Monty Python fan since the early 70's when they first appeared on channel 9(PBS) in the Bay Area of California with their episodes.My middle brother got me the boxed set of all the episodes.Got their movies,too, of course.Have a book with all the scripts of 1/2 of the episodes...every time i read them.....i "hear" their voices.Wife hates me because when we watch any of it....i recite the lines.Yup i have an addiction to Pythonism...that's okay,it's a good thing.LT
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Slaughter
Posted on Friday, August 07, 2015 - 12:44 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

We're already planning a Python night - dinner, movie, different forms of silliness.
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86129squids
Posted on Friday, August 07, 2015 - 01:26 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Does this have anything to do with last night's programming?

I've got some leftover spam in the fridge. Might need a thin wafffer afterward. ; )

What was the name of the related Brit comedy that was on regularly, late night?

On a completely related note, "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen".

Wow. Just read this...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Baron_Munchausen

(Message edited by 86129squids on August 07, 2015)
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Hughlysses
Posted on Friday, August 07, 2015 - 07:33 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)





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Sagehawk
Posted on Friday, August 07, 2015 - 12:52 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

That's no ordinary rabbit!
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Azxb9r
Posted on Friday, August 07, 2015 - 04:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I fart in your general direction
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Hughlysses
Posted on Friday, August 07, 2015 - 05:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
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Fast1075
Posted on Friday, August 07, 2015 - 05:29 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

BAHHHHHHH! THUD! BAHHHHHHHH! THUD!
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Hootowl
Posted on Friday, August 07, 2015 - 05:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

And that is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
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Reepicheep
Posted on Friday, August 07, 2015 - 05:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

It's got big, long, pointy teeth!
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Hughlysses
Posted on Friday, August 07, 2015 - 05:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

WHAT is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?!!!
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Wrong36
Posted on Friday, August 07, 2015 - 05:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

for halloween 2010, my wife & i went as the monks with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. i even shaved a tonsure.





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Slaughter
Posted on Friday, August 07, 2015 - 05:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)


quote:

WHAT is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?!!!



African or European?
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Hughlysses
Posted on Friday, August 07, 2015 - 06:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)


quote:

for halloween 2010, my wife & i went as the monks with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. i even shaved a tonsure.



That's awesome!
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Dave
Posted on Saturday, August 08, 2015 - 07:52 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Woot.com often has various runs of Holy Grail related t-shirts. They can be subtle. I've had the occasional person break out in a chuckle when they recognize the theme.

DAve
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Pjd2ss
Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2015 - 12:56 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

And now for something completely different.

A man with three buttocks.
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