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     Crusty |
 (Message edited by Crusty on January 10, 2014) | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
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| Hammer71 |
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| Ourdee |
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| Whisperstealth |
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| Slaughter |
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| Slaughter |
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| Slaughter |
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| Crusty |
Steve, you're closer than you think. | ||
| Ourdee |
Now we are getting somewhere. | ||
| Hootowl |
The bad news is that there's no good news. | ||
| Blake |
I much prefer the Chemical Romance version. | ||
| Aesquire |
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| Cityxslicker |
funny picture as currency; I would say I Lol'd - but I shot coffee out my nose in a cafe while jacking their wi-fi.... and now everyone is staring (double points for cat memes?) | ||
| Etennuly |
My favorite uncle told me, as he was lying in his bed in a hospice nursing home the last time I got to visit him....."the good news is I finally shit today after a week and a half of not being able to. The bad news.....I haven't been able to get out of bed for weeks".  | ||
| Strokizator |
All funny stuff indeed, but Crusty's post has serious overtones. What's up, big guy? | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Good news- There's a light at the end of the tunnel. Bad news- it's a train coming. Good news- It's slowing down to pick you up. Bad news- It's going the wrong way. Good news- The ride's Free! Bad news- the only seat left is next to a loony. Good news- She's built like a showgirl & not wearing much. Bad news- She's armed. Continue at will... | ||
| Ourdee |
I agree with Strokizator. Could someone give Crusty a call. | ||
| Crusty |
I'm here. The good news is it might not be cancer. The bad news is that they're going to run a camera where no camera should go and have a look at my bladder. | ||
| Elsinore74 |
Wishing you the best, Crusty. | ||
| Slaughter |
John, I wish you the best. Sorry that I ran in the completely WRONG direction with this. Sincerely, Steve Slaughter | ||
| Crusty |
Actually, Steve, no apology is needed. I've been enjoying most of the jokes. I was torn between explaining or just following the thread, and I was wondering how many posts it would take before it became political. When people started to get concerned, I figured I should speak up. | ||
| Court |
Crusty: Glad you spoke up. . . . you are pretty much the type of person that forms the basis for most of us being here. My thoughts and prayers are with you . . . and, well . . . our next shared BBQ. Go do your consensual act with the camera and know we are all here with you. I'm a chip shot away . . . if you need carted, carried or cajoled.. . drop me a note and I'm on the way. Court | ||
| Blake |
Be sure to ask for a nurse with small warm hands. | ||
| Reepicheep |
I'll be praying the tests go well Crusty! | ||
| Zane |
Holding a good thought for you Crusty. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Best get some of that Kentucky Jelly, oh & some other Kentucky products too. Most cancers are non-lethal these days, still a pain in the arse though.  | ||
| F22raptor |
I had it done ( cystoscopy), when they thought I may have had bladder cancer before I got my transplants. Starts out with a nurse giving you what seem to be a "Happy-ending" do not be fooled! If you have ever wondered what the pivot on the bottom of a 5 speed in you car feels like, with your wang being the shift lever and the doctor trying to run a 9 sec 1/4 mike, you will. The best part is when it is over and you get to pee out the 5 psi of air they pumped in. I felt like Austin Powers.http://youtu.be/HV4y3sQUaOw |
