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Fahren
Posted on Friday, September 06, 2013 - 11:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

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Sifo
Posted on Friday, September 06, 2013 - 12:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Gotta Love The New F250.....
I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure; it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

I returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Nelson", the technician said to the radio.

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
"Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles”, I’d get one of their songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, "Ass Hole!"
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Friday, September 06, 2013 - 02:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

THE ABOVE GAG IS USELESS WITHOUT A PUNCHLINE.


ps. I love The Onion, it restores my belief that Americans CAN do irony.
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Fahren
Posted on Friday, September 06, 2013 - 02:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I prefer to pay someone to do my irony. Plus, my shirts come out better that way.
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Kevmean
Posted on Friday, September 06, 2013 - 03:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Irony .......... the easy way to put diamond shapes on your best Tshirt
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Slaughter
Posted on Friday, September 06, 2013 - 03:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)


Irony
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Just_ziptab
Posted on Saturday, September 07, 2013 - 12:01 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I yelled, "A$$ Hole!"

Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The
United States!!!"
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