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M2statz
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2013 - 01:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Scotsman moves to Boston and attends his first Red Sox game.

The first Red Sox batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double.



Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run". The next batter hits a single. The Scot listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN, RUN". The Scot is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans. The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by.



The Umpire calls: "Walk." The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard, RUN!" The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.



A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run -- he's got four balls."The Scot stands up and screams: "Walk with pride, Laddie !"
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Crusty
Posted on Thursday, July 11, 2013 - 04:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

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Whisperstealth
Posted on Friday, July 12, 2013 - 04:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

LOL
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Hybridmomentspass
Posted on Friday, July 12, 2013 - 05:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

hold your head high son! haha
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