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Slaughter
Posted on Monday, June 03, 2013 - 11:10 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

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S3ters
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 03:59 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Breaking the Barrier

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Gentleman_jon
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 08:15 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I would NEVER admit to having watched those two totally disgusting videos.

EVER!!

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Etennuly
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 09:38 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I cannot get the sound on those videos right now, but I can tell you I am for it. I don't necessarily like the spousal retribution of hitting, but passing gas is an important bodily function.

Why just last night I busted one loose at my teenage granddaughters birthday party, I sat there in horror as they gagged and blamed each other!
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Andersonhdj
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 10:13 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Doorknobs!!!!(Thumb on forehead) - meaning, was'nt me!
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Ratbuell
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 10:26 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

...this is why I own dogs. They make great fall guys lol.
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Ltbuell
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 11:19 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

....+1 on both of them..farting is fun...as said..."its a natural bodily function"...shoot, retain all that...anal retention ..an,well....you wind up with some serious health issues...and you CAN fall out of some "social circles"....such a travisty...."better in the air a flyin' than in the gut a dyin' " was one of my grandparents sayin'..another great reason i hung out with them alot...was too much fun bein' with them......great role models(god rest their soles).Always fun to"blame the dog/cat" when "cuttin' loose".LT
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Oldog
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 11:23 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Never rule out CATS,

I disturbed mine one evening on the chair where we watch the TV. ( I failed at a massive one cheek sneak )
he looked back annoyed the second time I did it.

That weekend I was unloading the dishwasher, he uncharacteristically walked IN FRONT of me under the door of the machine, I thought that there was a problem with it,with that horrible odor. After finishing the unload.I closed the door, and took the dishes to put up to the other side of the room, I noted he passed in front of me again a moment or two later, a horrific burning stench assaulted my nose,

the little bastard was crop dusting me.....
Cats Rule ......
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Ratbuell
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 11:39 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I named my pug Kelsey. Had her for over a month as a puppy. No defining characteristic had presented yet to inspire a name. Then one night we're watching the movie Toy Story, with a character Stinky Pete.

The pug - all four pounds of her at this point - puffed one out and it cleared the room. Both humans and both of the other dogs left. She'd had a habit of doing this...but nothing this bad or timed like this.

Now, she was a she. Can't really call her Pete, and since I'm not six I'm not going to name a dog "stinky". However...Stinky Pete was voiced by Kelsey Grammar of Cheers and Frasier fame.

She's been Kelsey ever since that night. : )
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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 12:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Hey Joe.... did you ever get another pup?
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Dwardo
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 02:29 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

My poor dog Max was always a silent but deadly farter. It smelled like burning hair. But, when he got sick in the final year of his life, his farts were just unreal. He would fart in the bedroom and it would literally wake me up (but not him) and I'd have to go stand in the shower for a while. I really miss him, farts and all.
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Airbozo
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 02:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Too funny.

My sister in law has been known to call me up and fart in the phone and hang up. It all started when she was in the hospital after a kidney transplant operation and the Dr' would not let her leave until she passed gas. Her older sister (my SO) and I took turns massaging her abdomen until she broke loose. Unfortunately it happened when I was helping her and the nurse walked in. I was my usual comic self (more so in uncomfortable situations) and when she let loose I cried something like "Halleluiah! Let the power of farts HEAL YOU sister!" The nurse was crying with laughter.

The Dr. released her the next day and ever since we have had that special bond... lol!

Speaking of dog farts, my dalmatian/terrier mix is well known for clearing the room with his gas. I've even witnessed someone throwing up because of his stench.
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 03:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Was reading a murder intrigue mystery in Jr High - one of the scenes was of old perverted judges to get naked and in a circle participate in social flagellation .....

I was convinced they were farting in a circle,.... until I got the Dictionary out.
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Ourdee
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 03:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Cuppa-cheese.......
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Thumper74
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 05:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

We changed the dog food recently and the lab has been affected badly. It was bad enough I took him to the vet...

He woke me up one night it was so bad. I woke up thinking I had Dutch Ovened myself, but I'm pretty sure it was the dog.

The one cat, whom is overly affectionate, farts when picked up occassionally...
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Andersonhdj
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 07:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Sadism - fart in the bed and pull the bed clothes over the wife's head!
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Just_ziptab
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 07:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I'm getting old...because my farts are starting to smell like the ones Dad used to make.....
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Griffmeister
Posted on Tuesday, June 04, 2013 - 10:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Well, now that you've started, you can't leave out this classic.

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Oldog
Posted on Wednesday, June 05, 2013 - 08:09 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Sadism - fart in the bed and pull the bed clothes over the wife's head!

No Dutch Oven .....}
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Ratbuell
Posted on Wednesday, June 05, 2013 - 09:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Mark - no new pups yet. Just making a point to love my girls as much as I can right now. I'm going to wait til I can take a short vacation and spend some time with a new one helping it get oriented...

Also doing research into breeds that I like, that dont shed too much. Seems like a daily affair, me vacuuming up tumble-fur!!
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Daddio
Posted on Wednesday, June 05, 2013 - 10:09 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

These are funny, but I can't get over that the first one was made using taxpayer's money...
...so-called 'anti-smoking education'
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86129squids
Posted on Wednesday, June 05, 2013 - 11:01 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

My house has a terminal infestation of barking spiders, never know when one will show up...

This thread is destined to become a BW classic, I can FEEL it.

Pull my finger, phleeeze...
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Thumper74
Posted on Wednesday, June 05, 2013 - 02:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Don't forget mice on Harleys! Buells?
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Etennuly
Posted on Wednesday, June 05, 2013 - 04:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I cannot help but be reminded of a long past good friend who spoke of his storied experiences in Vietnam.

He told me a story of a hooker who always smiled and farted while doing the deed. The guys all complained that it would stink so bad, a man would have to quit just as he really got going. Her excuse for her lack of control was, as she put it, "front hole have so much fun, back hole laugh!" .....
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Buellinachinashop
Posted on Wednesday, June 05, 2013 - 05:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Why is it that whenever I fart in my office, somebody comes to visit?
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Andersonhdj
Posted on Wednesday, June 05, 2013 - 06:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)


quote:

I'm getting old...because my farts are starting to smell like the ones Dad used to make....



Funny that! Noticed that too!
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Aesquire
Posted on Wednesday, June 05, 2013 - 08:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

To comment on the anti-smoking ad....

Social Smoking, Social Drinking, are forms of denial. The ad nailed that, with good humor and just enough taboo to make it memorable.

I could argue that the ad is a form of Social Conformity Propaganda, but why bother? If you haven't figured that out, you're dumb enough to Obey.

The "Breaking the Barrier" vid was awesome!
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Ltbuell
Posted on Thursday, June 06, 2013 - 12:15 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Hey Griff........i remember that from way,way back when...i believe in the mid 60's i first heard that...thanks for bringin' that oldie but goodie one..almost forgot that one
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Notpurples2
Posted on Thursday, June 06, 2013 - 03:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Would you consider someone a "social smoker" or "social drinker" if they can have a few cigarettes and drinks at a party or social event and then go for months without alcohol or tobacco?
I fall into that catagory. I had some beers and cigarettes memorial day weekend on a canoe trip with some friends. It was the first smoke I'd had since New Years. I finished off a pack over two days but haven't smoked since.
I'd typically just say that I don't smoke or drink. Since the times I smoke or drink in a year can be counted on one hand. When I was younger and going out every weekend and smoking and drinking then I considered myself a smoker, even though I didn't smoke during the week.
I think those of us that can smoke and not pick up the habit are rare though.

(Message edited by notpurples2 on June 06, 2013)
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Aesquire
Posted on Thursday, June 06, 2013 - 08:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

True, it's not just will power, it's genetic. There's a funny story ( if you like irony ) about the development of Heroin. It was intended to be a non addictive substitute for Morphine.

Some people just don't get addicted to opiates. They work, they kill the pain, but no addiction. Those people tend to be detail oriented and are just the kind of folk you want on a project to develop new drugs. It turns out the test crew for the initial research were all non-addicting-to-opiates guys, so they thought they had a real winner and published. Then they discovered that Heroin was worse than Morphine, and the genetic connection to addiction. Life is funnier than we know.

But, yeah, I'd consider you a Social drinker/smoker. I've known a few. Most who claim that they are, aren't. ( hence the denial comment. Just goes to show that I'm not always right.... )
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Glitch
Posted on Friday, June 07, 2013 - 07:11 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Oldog
Posted on Friday, June 07, 2013 - 08:28 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Caption for above:

"After Burritos"
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Notpurples2
Posted on Friday, June 07, 2013 - 09:43 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Another comment about the video. It's a good comparison; smoking and farting. Smoking around someone who doesn't smoke is alot like farting. If you know them and know they don't mind then it's ok, otherwise err on the side of caution. This is why I only smoke with friends who smoke. I also only fart around friends that fart around me.

Then there's probably my biggest dislike of tobacco, after the whole lung cancer thing, the smell. I can't stand stale cigarette smell. I'd rather have a dozen friends recreate the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles in my living room than have one person smoke half a cigarette in my house. At least farts don't stick around for days.
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Notpurples2
Posted on Friday, June 07, 2013 - 09:46 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

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