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Author Message   Wolfridgerider Posted on Tuesday, October 09, 2012 - 11:32 am:        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYLvdLWkhk8&feature =related   Hammer71 Posted on Tuesday, October 09, 2012 - 11:38 am:        my fav. Chuck Norris doesnt sleep,..He waits.   Wolfridgerider Posted on Tuesday, October 09, 2012 - 11:43 am:        The testicle challenge about made me cry, I was laughing so hard   86129squids Posted on Tuesday, October 09, 2012 - 12:11 pm:        Did y'all catch that one when the vid stopped? "Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of tic-tac-toe... in retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism." SO looking forward to thread updates here!   Blackbelt Posted on Tuesday, October 09, 2012 - 12:30 pm:        I like... Chuck Norris is on the Periodic Table as the Element of Suprise   Cityxslicker Posted on Tuesday, October 09, 2012 - 12:42 pm:          Thumper74 Posted on Tuesday, October 09, 2012 - 10:03 pm:        My nine year old was learning about the circle of life in the arctic at school and came home later that day. He explained the cycle..."Penguins eat fish, seals eat penguins, polar bears eat seals... Then what eats polar bears? Chuck Norris?" Yes, he actually said this.   Danger_dave Posted on Wednesday, October 10, 2012 - 01:29 am:        Sharing. Taa.   86129squids Posted on Wednesday, October 10, 2012 - 12:25 pm:        Thump- I'dve got a hernia laughing had I been you...   Strokizator Posted on Wednesday, October 10, 2012 - 01:13 pm:        Dang! I hope they aren't teaching kids that there are penguins in the arctic. Leopard seals and penguins are in the antarctic. Fur seals and polar bears are up north. Apparently you can learn more on NatGeo than you can in school.   Thumper74 Posted on Wednesday, October 10, 2012 - 07:09 pm:        He's in third grade and slightly autistic... He's putting it together, I'm not going to muck it up with details. But yeah, NatGeo and Discovery (pre-reality shows) are big favorites around here... He says the craziest things... When he was five, he was drying off after a bath. I was in the other room and heard 'There are balls in my brain!'. I was trying to figure out what he was talking about and my wife was laughing too hard to talk. Turns out he had a hand on his junk and felt what was inside... Apparently he equated the texture with a brain. I explained that he doesn't start using that brain until later.   Notpurples2 Posted on Thursday, October 11, 2012 - 09:15 am:        I made up a "Norris" joke about Tom Waits since I'm a fan. Tom Wait's singing voice doesn't break glass but it will rust chrome. When Chuck Norris said re-electing Obama would send us into "1000 years of darkness" he was simply warning that it would put him in a bad mood.

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