| Author | Message | ||
     Jaimec |
http://www.redorbit.com/news/technology/1112518009 /robots-could-be-the-future-of-prostitution-resear chers-claim/ | ||
| Cityxslicker |
great - I am nearly fluent in Russian filth. I sense new translation opportunity ! | ||
| Gunut75 |
Thats just weird! The ol' DIY is a LOT cheaper...... | ||
| Jaimec |
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| 86129squids |
There are already at least 2 products out there that, combining technologies and adding an android/bot capability, would add up to the whole "shebang"... Yeesh. | ||
| Jaimec |
Hunh-hunh-hunh... He said: "Shebang!" Hunh-hunh-hunh!! | ||
| Bbbob |
And no embarrassing arguments over the price where the cops get called...just swipe your credit card behind her ear before you start... | ||
| Gunut75 |
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| Jaimec |
All we need are the mechanicals installed in one of these: http://www.realdoll.com/ WARNING!! That link is NOT WORK SAFE!!! | ||
| 86129squids |
Yeah, I was thinking if there were a corporate merger (hhehhhhhehh hhehhh) between RealDolls and Fleshlight, throw in some Honda robotics for reliability/versatility... BTW, that episode of FG with Quagmire is one of the best evaar! Giggitty Goo! | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Remember Woody Allen "Sleeper" The Orgasmatron? "2 minutes with me baby & you'll sell that thing for scrap iron." | ||
| Midknyte |
Beats the alternative ... http://m.io9.com/5903723/this-sexy-predator-costum e-may-fill-you-with-complex-emotions-nsfw | ||
| Jaimec |
Ummmmm... wow... didn't think it could deflate that quickly... | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Only thing faster was my ex mother-in-law! | ||
| Jaimec |
Demolition Man had a similar gizmo. "You mean... exchange bodily fluids?? Ewwwwwwww!!" | ||
| Cityxslicker |
um, the robotics are already here, just integrate the portal and upload your favorite porn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oITKgmcCcE0 DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK AT WORK; while there is nothing graphic... I am sure HR would be more than curious as to what the 7734 you are up to on company time.... unless you are the Secret Service ;') | ||
| Jaimec |
Funny... I finally caught this week's episode of "House" on the DVR. The patient lived with one of those "Real Dolls" because he couldn't deal with possible rejection from real women! | ||
| Gunut75 |
Funny... I finally caught this week's episode of "House" on the DVR. The patient lived with one of those "Real Dolls" because he couldn't deal with possible rejection from real women! I saw that too.  | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Rejection >!>!>!>??!?! that is the least of the paradigm Never hearing NO (guys night out, can't go riding/concert/mudding/shooting/camping/etc) Never hearing drama ( Insert your favorite meme here - my favorite was 'If you love me you would know the answer' - meh - never was a f#cking psychic) Never having to have a divorce Never having to do the two months salary engagement ring vs bike debate. Never having to wonder if she is off sleeping around while you are deployed Never having to worry about Aids/STD/Pregnancy Never having to pay for a date Never having to go to a chick flick Never having to go 'shopping' at the mall and hold a purse. ROI drama vs cost - every time it comes up virtual etc etc etc. but I have been told that I am jaded and bitter ;') After being on the American Dating battle field for three years, Robot wins. (or outsource, which trumps robot) | ||
| Griffmeister |
Try that, damn Ipod. (Message edited by Griffmeister on April 22, 2012) | ||
| Glitch |
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| Jaimec |
Same message at 5:39 PM EDT... What gives? | ||
| Torquehd |
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| Danger_dave |
Now let's play 'Spot the Misogynists'. | ||
| Glitch |
I spy with my little eye a misogynist that starts with "C"  | ||
| Slaughter |
I might strongly recommend that you guys try the real thing. It might be somewhat inconvenient but it's an eye opener. Or you can continue with the evolution of "Rosy Palmer and her 5 sisters." | ||
| Jaimec |
Griffmeister: She's so LIFELIKE!  | ||
| 86129squids |
Some local boys, with an apropo tune here... | ||
| Cityxslicker |
I like women quite well, but I give the American ones, the exact same respect, attention, and merit that I receive from them. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Thankfully, America is only One hemisphere, and then only 4 time zones or so of that - its a big wide wonderful world. why stay home in your back yard ? | ||
| Glitch |
Maybe it's you. Been married to the same Georgia Peach for over 20 years. I got no complaints about her, nor she me. You're so bitter on so many levels. You're probably right though, those Russian women are just waiting for you, I'm sure they can't wait for you to meet them and sweep them of their feet |
