| Author | Message | ||
     Zane |
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate. —Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. —Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. —Conan O’Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. —Jay Leno Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. —David Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! —Jimmy Fallon Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. —Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. —David Letterman Solution to the problem in Libya : They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
cannot believe they are roasting him like that.... the tide maybe turning against him. maybe Hollywood found out that they were no longer his favorite | ||
| Iamike |
A blond went up to a dairy farmer and asked him for 50 gallons of milk. He asked her what she was using that much milk for and she said she wanted to take a milk bath. He then asked her if she wanted it pasturized and she said no up to my boobs is fine. Not political but the joke thread had moved on. |
