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Ducbsa
Posted on Friday, September 07, 2018 - 05:34 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

"Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for the night.

Set him on fire, and he will be warm for life."
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Hootowl
Posted on Friday, September 07, 2018 - 09:09 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll be gone every weekend.
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Sifo
Posted on Thursday, September 20, 2018 - 07:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Pwnzor
Posted on Thursday, September 20, 2018 - 08:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Ourdee
Posted on Thursday, September 20, 2018 - 08:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

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Chauly
Posted on Friday, September 21, 2018 - 07:16 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

That it just... one of those jokes that goes no further in my world. I just lost a good friend due to a seizure and a broken neck in a fall.

At other times, it would be really funny; that probably has more to say about me than anyone else...
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Pwnzor
Posted on Friday, September 21, 2018 - 09:09 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

If we can't laugh at our own mortality, then we may have lost our humanity.

I'm sorry for the loss of your friend, but I'm sure he would not want people to lose their sense of humor.
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Ourdee
Posted on Friday, September 21, 2018 - 09:51 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I know I laugh at myself enough. I went down in the desert one time. As I fell out my buddies were shooting hoops. I had been standing in some gravel by a dumpster. So, to not look like anything was wrong, I tried tossing rocks into the dumpster. What it really looked like, was me in a fetal position slapping rocks with one hand while jiggling around. They got me some shade and poured sodas into me. Then I got them to all swear to secrecy about the incident. I laugh about it now.
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Chauly
Posted on Friday, September 21, 2018 - 10:49 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

He would have enjoyed the joke; the people left behind: not so much...

I would have told it to him, actually...
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86129squids
Posted on Friday, September 21, 2018 - 12:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

"If we can't laugh at our own mortality, then we may have lost our humanity."

Very well put, Matthew. Chauly, sorry for your loss too. Here in a bit I'll head out to pick up two medication refills for our little Jack HaHa, Rocky, to help keep what I call "Mr. Flinchy" away.
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Ratbuell
Posted on Friday, September 21, 2018 - 12:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

My border collie mix has one eye (puppy mill rescue; got her as a monthling with one good/one bad eye and had the bad one removed). Combined with a high-functioning brain like most borders...she had a seizure one time at the fire pit. Guess the one-eye, powerful brain, and flicker-flicker all got to her. Freaked me out.

Haven't used the fire pit since.

The joke was a good one, but I can also see how it would be a touchy subject for some. But it goes to show - when its your time, its your time. I should have died twice now on motorcycles - guess it hasn't been my time yet. I bet I'll go doing something stupid - drown in a shower or something. But...when it's time, it'll be time.
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