| Author | Message | ||
     Brumbear |
ALIENS Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.' The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response. Pissed at the pump's attitude, he drew his ray gun and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch. Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he re-focused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head. What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?' The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder and then stick it in his ear.' | ||
| Ltbuell |
..good one Brumbear.Heard that one a ways back,but still a good one ..... | ||
| Cityxslicker |
you damn racist ! you know you cant say aliens ! especially in Arizona ! They are transgalactic tourists that have arrived for an unscheduled visit Napoloaton will be by later to give them the key to the region. | ||
| Brumbear |
I just spit out water!! Thank GOD it wasn't whiskey nice City | ||
| Oldfartnbuell |
No, No, here in Arizona its ILLEGAL aliens! There is no racism in ILLEGAL!! Tonto |
