Author
Message
Mr_grumpy
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 07:32 am:
What???? I hear you cry, has Mr Grumpy finally gone over the edge? Well not quite, but in this world of acronyms I sometimes have a job to keep up with it. Acronyms, we all use them LOL or the French equivalent MDR (mort de rire = died laughing). Then there's LMFAO & ROFLMAO it took me an age to work out what they meant as I couldn't ask anyone for fear of looking a complete & utter 'tard. Anyway please post any that you know of in current usage (not made up) with their explanations. So that those of us who are knocking on a bit can retain some semblance of credibility with our kids. My contribution is the thread title. I'm Getting Too Old For This Sh*t.
Danger_dave
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 07:35 am:
DILLIGAF.
Mr_grumpy
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 07:37 am:
No, but you're a jammy bastard that doesn't have to.
Kyrocket
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 08:40 am:
SNAFU
Gunut75
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 08:52 am:
O...M....G!
Ft_bstrd
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 09:05 am:
HTFU
Slaughter
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 09:10 am:
We present a FUBAR award each year at work to a fellow employee who has made the most massive F-up who can still laugh about it. Made up a plaque that has a water faucet that was accidentally sheared-off in an office area which proceeded to spray water vapor through the whole office and lab area for almost 15 minutes before we found the valve to shut it off. FUBAR - F'ed Up Beyond All Recognition
Jumbo_petite
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 10:56 am:
Just Another Fng Observer
Whatever
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 11:47 am:
Grumpy, have you not discovered the magic of the Urban Dictionary on-line. You can type in whatever acronym you like and you will get a plethora of definitions. http://www.urbandictionary.com/
Fordrox
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 11:54 am:
KMAGYOYO - Kiss my ass goodbye your on your own REMF - Rear echelon M'thr F**ker STFU - Shut the F Up (Message edited by fordrox on November 29, 2011)
Kyrocket
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 11:58 am:
Who's the HMFIC around here?
Ratbuell
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 12:32 pm:
NMFP - not my __ problem and one I picked up from Froggy - RTFM: read the __ manual.
Stalker
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 01:32 pm:
BOHICA bend over here it comes again
Buellkowski
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 01:46 pm:
From a song I heard recently: CTFO (Chill The F*** Out)
Ltbuell
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 02:12 pm:
..GDFNSOB.god damn flat nosed son of a bit*h ..DOD..drop on down ..EMP...eat my pe**s ...LTD...lick the d**k ..BOWNDS..bent over with no dri slide
Kyrocket
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 02:13 pm:
"From a song I heard recently: " I got them J-I-N-G-L-E-B-E-double L-S Tis the season, saw our first snow today, no kind of accumulation but big flakes for a little while. (Message edited by kyrocket on November 30, 2011)
Mr_grumpy
Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 - 08:45 am:
Thank you all keep em coming.
Jumbo_petite
Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 - 08:53 am:
If You Have To Ask You Owe Another Quarter (Dollar) For The Jukebox
Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 - 09:02 am:
The biker one: SMIDSY Sorry Mate I Didn't See You
Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 - 09:03 am:
Automotive ones LOMBARD Lot's Of Money, But A Real D*ck. WOFTAM Waste of F***ing Time And Money
86129squids
Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 - 12:33 pm:
Youn's watch out, Blake's around here somewhere... I've found that depending on the circumstance, saying "SOB it" helps things out- at least for my enjoyment...
Blake
Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 - 02:33 pm:
TOG Trailer Owners Group
Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 - 03:27 pm:
SOB = Acronym fail - 4 words - 3 letters :-) WUWT (wots up wif that) Anyway - I joined the AAA (Australians Against Acronyms)
86129squids
Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 - 03:32 pm:
Yeah DD- what I meant was using it in verbal conversation... You're dumber than you look...
86129squids
Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 - 03:34 pm:
BTW ( ) "smarter" works in that statement as well, use as needed...
Jb2
Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 - 05:02 pm:
FYYFF is the moto on ADV Rider.
86129squids
Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 - 05:06 pm:
Lemme guess... F You YOU Fall First ?
Reepicheep
Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 - 05:37 pm:
I thought that was Alex's plate. Until they busted him.
Slaughter
Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 - 05:52 pm:
In Drawing to comply with MIL standards: MIL-T (D) MIL-T (D) 41 MIL-T (D) 41, d Decoded: Make it like the drawing Make it like the drawing for once Make it like the drawing for once, DAMMIT Very much like RTFM in the civilian world (Message edited by slaughter on November 30, 2011)
Kenm123t
Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 - 06:21 pm:
No No Dave its the Austrailian Alcoholics Association !