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Pkforbes87
Posted on Wednesday, July 27, 2011 - 03:17 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a nosy jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Open it, slowly.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Close your eyes briefly, open them, and then look up to the
sky (or the heavens, if you will).

6. Breathe deeply and open the following site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

7. Watch the expression on your neighbor’s face.
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Spikey
Posted on Wednesday, July 27, 2011 - 04:09 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

That would probably get you booted off the plane and then some! But still funny!
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Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, July 27, 2011 - 04:25 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

This nosey jerk would say - Yeah - that was funny when it did the rounds two years ago.

:-P
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Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, July 27, 2011 - 07:39 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Well after obliging myself to come up with something pertinent and more current I now have to skol a large cup of fail.
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Pwnzor
Posted on Wednesday, July 27, 2011 - 07:51 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

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Whatever
Posted on Wednesday, July 27, 2011 - 04:04 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I like Chopper's approach...

NSFW... you have been warned...

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Natexlh1000
Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2011 - 12:42 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

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U4euh
Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2011 - 08:42 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Char that waas too funny!!
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Whatever
Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2011 - 10:47 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

How are you Jim ? I was gonna call to check in and I lost your phone number !
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U4euh
Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2011 - 11:46 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

PM'd ya
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