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Crusty
Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 05:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque
being built at Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every
American to be tolerant. Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an
effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ",
and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called "Iraq o'
Ribs."
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling
the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex
toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and
on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance
they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved. If you agree
with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a good plan, please
pass it on...
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Johnnymceldoo
Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 05:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I thought homosexuality was pretty common in some muslim countries?
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Orman1649
Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 05:41 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I spent a total of 8 months in Bahrain and walking around the mall....there was a large number of men walking around holding hands...
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Ulynut
Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 06:41 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Yeah, don't drop your wallet in Bahrain, you'll have to kick it all the way to Jakarta.
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Crusty
Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 06:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Then they should have no problem being tolerant, now should they?
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 07:04 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

can I get an imshallah shake ? Biggie Fries and a McRib ? (what theres no pork in there!)

you know you are off to a good start with tolerance when the very name of your religion means submission....
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Cowboy
Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 07:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

3 cheers for crusty
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Brumbear
Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 08:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/general-blac k-jack-pershing---waterboarding-is-for-sissies/blo g-107053/
Just saying


(Message edited by brumbear on May 10, 2011)
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Brumbear
Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 08:29 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Johnnylunchbox
Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 - 11:10 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

http://www.str.org/site/News2?page=NewsArticle&id= 5359
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Hootowl
Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2011 - 11:12 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

"I thought homosexuality was pretty common in some muslim countries?"

Oddly, they don't view screwing another man (or a boy) in the arse as homosexuality, and do not consider themselves gay for doing so.
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Bigdaddy
Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2011 - 01:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Hootowl has riddled the correct answer. Odd as it may sound it is the truth.

'Man Love Thursday' for the doubters.
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Blake
Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2011 - 01:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Great article Johnny.

http://www.str.org/site/News2?page=NewsArticle&id= 5359
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R100rs
Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2011 - 07:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



(Message edited by R100rs on May 11, 2011)
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Cpeg
Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2011 - 08:16 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

What? No liquor store?
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Crusty
Posted on Wednesday, May 11, 2011 - 09:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

...and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
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