G oog le BadWeB | Login/out | Topics | Search | Custodians | Register | Edit Profile


Buell Forum » Quick Board » Archives » Archive through March 16, 2011 » An 80 Year Old Woman Calls 911 « Previous Next »

Author Message
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

Lightstick
Posted on Saturday, March 05, 2011 - 05:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

An old woman calls 9-1-1 and cries"help, there is a Democrat on my front porch. His pants are down around his ankles and he is playing with himself!and I am afraid of what might happen!"
The dispacher assures her that a car will be sent right away. "But,how do you know that it is a Democrat on your front porch?"the dispatcher asks.
"Because if it was a Republican, he would already be screwing me."
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

Sifo
Posted on Saturday, March 05, 2011 - 05:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Good one. I think I fix it and pass it along.
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

Cityxslicker
Posted on Saturday, March 05, 2011 - 07:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Democrat, for when you have fallen and cant get back up.

going to hell for lifting the slogan from Life alert ; )
« Previous Next »

Add Your Message Here
Post:
Bold text Italics Underline Create a hyperlink Insert a clipart image

Username: Posting Information:
This is a public posting area. Enter your username and password if you have an account. Otherwise, enter your full name as your username and leave the password blank. Your e-mail address is optional.
Password:
E-mail:
Options: Post as "Anonymous" (Valid reason required. Abusers will be exposed. If unsure, ask.)
Enable HTML code in message
Automatically activate URLs in message
Action:

Topics | Last Day | Tree View | Search | User List | Help/Instructions | Rules | Program Credits Administration