| Author | Message | ||
     Wolfridgerider |
Is Sex Work? A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure." The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why? "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." The room fell silent... God Bless the enlisted man. | ||
| Ridenusa4l |
LMAO!! now thats a good one!!! Jake | ||
| Sifo |
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| Blake |
Too funny. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
not only would they have you doing it for them, there would be an expected power point display and it is indeed 'work' average copulance is 650-840 Kcal somebody somewhere had a grant to that affect.... it did end up in my class on 'human sexuallity' another tidbit semen is mostly sugar (fructose, sucrose).... never was the girl so embarassed, or so ensuingly popular that asked the professor (with a full class of about 300) 'If it is so much sugar... why does it taste so salty?' ah a liberal state education | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
'If it is so much sugar... why does it taste so salty?'  if our paths ever cross... remind me to tell ya about the WM that got some in her eye while I was in Okinawa....LOL Maybe I've said to much already... | ||
| No_rice |
i say no! because if your doin it right your both sweating like hell, and couldnt care less that ya are...! | ||
| Geforce |
Ohhhh...good one! My sides hurt! Thank God I work for a living! ...for now. The dark side of the force may present itself soon enough. Muahahahaaaa! |
