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Hangontight
| | Posted on Monday, August 02, 2010 - 09:18 pm: | 
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When deciding how to heat your house remember this: A man who heats his house with wood gets warm twice (especially if you don't own a log splitter). |
Hangontight
| | Posted on Monday, August 02, 2010 - 09:23 pm: |
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If it doesn't fit.....get a bigger hammer |
Rah7777777
| | Posted on Monday, August 02, 2010 - 11:42 pm: |
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If it weren't for the short people, the tall
People wouldn't know they were tall!
-Jefferson
Don't let the bird of life swoop down and poop in your eye!
-Woody
And always remember....
You can't win em all!
-myself |
Stirz007
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 03, 2010 - 01:33 am: |
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Always keep in mind that by definition, half the population is below average... (a corollary to "you can't fix stupid")
It is better to have a bottle in front of you than a frontal lobotomy. |
Blake
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 03, 2010 - 02:01 am: |
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Learn to laugh at yourself. If you don't, you'll miss out on all the fun while everyone else is laughing at you. |
86129squids
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 03, 2010 - 10:49 am: |
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"Friend, go up higher."
Luke 14:10 |
Stalker
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 03, 2010 - 11:14 am: |
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"It only hurts till the pain goes away." dad
"dont fight with an ugly guy, hes got nothing to loose" mom
" you wouldn't buy a motorcycle with out riding it first, why should a woman be any different" gramps |
Pnw_uly
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 04, 2010 - 10:54 pm: |
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"Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6"
Special Ops Adage.... |
Danger_dave
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 04, 2010 - 11:23 pm: |
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If it jams, force it. If it breaks it needed replacing anyway.
Murphy's Laws Poster. |
Wheelybueller
| | Posted on Thursday, August 05, 2010 - 10:05 pm: |
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When in doubt...Gas it....(no idea) |
Brumbear
| | Posted on Thursday, August 05, 2010 - 10:11 pm: |
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if it smells like shyt
give to your friend |
Iman501
| | Posted on Friday, August 06, 2010 - 12:26 am: |
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cheer leading isn't a sport, if it was it should have its own half time show, not be the half time show!
-what i tell my sister almost daily |
Cityxslicker
| | Posted on Friday, August 06, 2010 - 02:07 am: |
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when the reloads are out
best have mason jars and gasoline handy |
Pammy
| | Posted on Friday, August 06, 2010 - 02:13 pm: |
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The difference between ignorance and stupidity is that you can fix ignorance, if you're not stupid! |
Hr_puffinstuff
| | Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 08:48 am: |
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if you love something, set it free.
if it comes back to you, it's yours.
if it doesn't, HUNT IT DOWN AND KILL IT. |
Etennuly
| | Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 10:14 am: |
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The main difference between bravery and stupidity.....is simply a matter of success.
(me to one of my college professors when asked) |
86129squids
| | Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 01:07 pm: |
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"One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny."
Bertrand Russell |
Hr_puffinstuff
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 - 09:01 am: |
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Beat your kids once a day - if you don't know why, they will. |
86129squids
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 - 03:36 pm: |
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"If treacherous talk is constantly in your
ears, and unwanted thoughts are constantly
in your mind, you can turn these about and
use them as whetstones to enhance your
practice. If every word that came to your
ears was agreeable, and all things in your
mind were pleasant, then your whole life
would be poisoned and wasted."
THE TS'AI-KEN T'AN
(Message edited by 86129squids on August 10, 2010) |
F22raptor
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 - 03:41 pm: |
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As I tell my two sons,"Drink as much of that free-milk while you can,as someday you will have to buy the whole cow!!"
(Message edited by f22raptor on August 10, 2010) |
Jstfrfun
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 - 03:54 pm: |
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"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid."
John Wayne |
Strato9r
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 - 07:26 pm: |
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Be careful of who you feel sorry for; those who deserve pity probably don't want it, and those who seek it probably don't deserve it. |
Stalker
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 - 07:31 pm: |
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"There is a fine line between fishing, and standing on the shore looking like an idiot"
Robin Williams |
Steveford
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 - 07:43 pm: |
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"Don't forget to stop and eat the roses along the way" - Elsie the Cow. |
Mueller
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 - 09:40 pm: |
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"The only sign you gotta be afeared of is Harmful If Swallowed... Now there's a sign that knows what it's talkin about!" -Ed Bickle (3-South) |
86129squids
| | Posted on Thursday, August 12, 2010 - 12:39 pm: |
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"Lift the stone and you will find me,
Cleave the wood and I am there."
Jesus |
86129squids
| | Posted on Thursday, August 12, 2010 - 05:59 pm: |
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"So the thing to do when working on a motorcycle, as in any other task, is to cultivate the peace of mind that does not separate one's self from one's surroundings. When that is done successfully, then everything else follows naturally. Peace of mind produces right values, right values produce right thoughts. Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all."
Robert M. Pirsig |
Ourdee
| | Posted on Thursday, August 12, 2010 - 06:54 pm: |
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A man has got to know his limitations.
Dirty Harry
Keep your penis outa the payroll.
My first step father
If you're not shooting, you should be reloading. If your not reloading, you should be moving. If your not moving, someone will come along and put your head on a stick.
Thunder Ranch |
Cityxslicker
| | Posted on Thursday, August 12, 2010 - 08:59 pm: |
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A man is rich in proportion to the number of things which he can afford to let alone. Henry David Thoreau |
Hr_puffinstuff
| | Posted on Friday, August 13, 2010 - 08:20 am: |
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nice, squids. here's my fave -
"we take a handful of sand from the endless landscape of awareness around us, and we call that handful of sand the world." <Pirsig |
86129squids
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 17, 2010 - 01:40 pm: |
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"Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without."
Confucius |
Borrowedbike
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 17, 2010 - 07:17 pm: |
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There is a tool for every job. That tool is a hammer.
If it moves and it aint supposed to , use the ductape. If it don't move and it should use the WD-40 |
Maul
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 17, 2010 - 09:25 pm: |
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Try not, do or do not, there is no try.
-Yoda |
86129squids
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 31, 2010 - 04:51 pm: |
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1- Decide what to do at an early age- and go for it.
2- Attach yourself for a "rising star"- a professional, leader or company.
3- Be the very best you can be at all that you do, but do not burn yourself out.
4- Have fun, pursue pleasures outside the office and do not define your self-worth solely by your work.
5- Do right- and when in doubt, ask yourself, "Is this right?"
6- Don't knock- build. "this world is loaded with people who will knock you at every turn."
7- Life is 99 rounds.
8- Quality counts.
9- Be loyal along the way, but not blindly loyal.
10- Measure your psychic income. Ask yourself along the way, "Am I happy?" If you are not happy, find out what excites you- there are so many opportunities out there.
11- Be a friend.
12- Treat people like you would like to be treated.
13- Have a dog.
14- Only you are responsible for yourself.
15- Never give up on what you want to do. Follow your own vision.
16- Make a list of things you would like to do before you "check out".
17- Savor more of life's little pleasures.
18- Take care of yourself.
19- Believe in yourself.
20- Don't select the wrong spouse. It's tough enough living with the right one.
(Tom Johnson) |
