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Etennuly
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 05, 2010 - 10:31 am: | 
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There are several good ones from Mike Meyer's 'Austin Powers' movies.
"Sombich, pile of monkey nuts!" is often heard around here. |
Fahren
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 05, 2010 - 03:32 pm: |
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Bill Murray and George Clooney, cussin':
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/6334989
(work safe)
(Message edited by fahren on May 05, 2010) |
Fahren
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 05, 2010 - 03:35 pm: |
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3 times fast:
I am a pheasant plucker.
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the most pleasant mother-pheasant plucker that ever plucked a mother pheasant. |
Buellkowski
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 05, 2010 - 04:17 pm: |
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Some may ask why we bother to use fake curse words. For the same reason we bother to play paintball: to indulge in the intent without committing the sin. |
Pwnzor
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 05, 2010 - 05:36 pm: |
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In the joint there are certain words that you never say, because the entire yard will erupt in a riot within seconds.
At the top of the list are "punk" and "bitch".
So when somebody of another race was acting the fool we'd call them a "park bench". |
Sparky
| | Posted on Thursday, May 06, 2010 - 01:26 am: |
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Whenever us kids were around and my dad would get flustered about something, he'd always say, "For Chrysler Six". |
Mbsween
| | Posted on Thursday, May 06, 2010 - 08:26 am: |
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Roman Moroni covered a whole bunch in the 1984 classic Johnny dangerously:
Roman Moroni: You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club!
Roman Moroni: Don't bullshtein me.
Roman Moroni: Okey! You and the rest of your bastages can gamble, but don't try no fargin trick, otherwise you wind up with your bells in a sling.
Roman Moronie:
I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. This suminonbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' ice holes, like yourselves. |
86129squids
| | Posted on Thursday, May 06, 2010 - 01:59 pm: |
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You queef chief! Go defenestrate yourself! |
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