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Author Message   Crusty Posted on Thursday, March 11, 2010 - 06:34 pm:        Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style." The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay", "I Love the Dixie Chicks", "Boycott Beef", "I Voted for Obama", "George Strait Sucks", "Hillary in 2012" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns." The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.   Phelan Posted on Thursday, March 11, 2010 - 07:28 pm:        ROLMFAO!!!!   Blake Posted on Thursday, March 11, 2010 - 08:50 pm:        Don't mess with Texas.   Sifo Posted on Thursday, March 11, 2010 - 08:52 pm:        Should be a short series!   Tbolt_pilot Posted on Thursday, March 11, 2010 - 09:45 pm:        Yeah, I see one 15-minute episode there. They wouldn't make it out of Dallas.   Ft_bstrd Posted on Thursday, March 11, 2010 - 09:52 pm:        Top Gear already did this: http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/a4362c5a-9531-4538-9a7b-d846aeb41c47 http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/road-trip-usa (Message edited by ft_bstrd on March 11, 2010)

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