| Author | Message | ||
     Liquorwhere |
This was sent to me via email from a a wise old Bueller LaFayette, I am sure many of you know him. He is really an enthusiast of the brand and a great guy to ride with. Enjoy the list.... Things we have learned on 2 wheels 1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror. 2. Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul. 3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my bike. 4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 75 mph. 5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs. 6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight. 7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed. 8. Young riders pick a destination and go; old riders pick a direction and go. 9. When you're riding lead, don't spit. 10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary. 11. If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious. 12. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. 13. I've never seen a Motorcycle parked in front of a psychiatrist's office. # 14 ~~~ No matter how fast you run,,, you will just catch the slow moving vehicle just as you get to where the twisty road starts... # 15 ~~~ You Have Not Been Everywhere Till You Ate a Swinging Steak in Mexican Hat Utah!!! # 16 ~~~ If you Think of Yourself as Friendly,,, Compare Yourself to Gomer Pyle... # 17 ~~~ Never Buy a Bike,,, That will Prevent You From Going Someplace... # 18 ~~~ Tattoo's Must Make you "Hot"... People Never Wear Clothes Over Them... # 19 ~~~ I Live More in 1 Day on a Bike than You Do in a Year!!! # 20 ~~~ Driving a Car somewhere just Gets you There... Riding a Motorcycle you are Part of "There"... # 21 ~~~ I will remember for the rest of my live the Ride I had today... You will forget your drive today by next week... # 22 ~~~ Life isn't about waiting for the Storm to pass,,, It's about Learning to Ride and Enjoy it in the Rain... # 23 ~~~ A Destination is just a reason for the journey. # 24 ~~~ Riding Solo across country at a Gas Station you are a Magnet to all those who wish they rode along too... # 25 ~~~ The more riders you add to a group,,, the Closer to the Speed of 0 you obtain... # 26 ~~~ The Blue Ridge Parkway Weather,,, and life are the same... You can not Tell what you will get around the next corner... # 27 ~~~ Lead or Follow,,, or,,, it was nice to meet you... # 28 ~~~ The laws of physics are strictly enforced except riding to Moonshine # 29 ~~~ GPS does not go to Moonshine but I do... # 30 ~~~ Never pass up an opportunity to get gas because your friends will laugh when they pass you... # 31 ~~~ It Takes 1 day on the road to feel you are really gone... # 32 ~~~ It takes 2 days to feel like you really went... # 33 ~~~ In 3 days,,, you can be anywhere in the 48 States of the US of A... # 33 ~~~ It takes 4 days to make it a good run away from home... # 34 ~~~ It takes 5 days from Moonshine to have done a 2 day ride along the Pacific coast... # 35 ~~~ It takes 6 days to start to think about heading home... # 36 ~~~ It takes 7 days to look like you have been gone 20 days... # 37 ~~~ Your never lucky to get cooled by rain on a 111 degree day... But,,, you are assured to see rain on a 50 degree day... # 38 ~~~ Trucks/Cars will wait for 27 miles to pass another Truck/Car until you are ready to pass them both... # 39 ~~~ You will make a bunch more miles a day if you ride 100 miles to eat breakfast... # 40 ~~~ BBQ taste better 500 miles down the road from home... # 41 ~~~ Your a lucky man to ride 3,000 miles in a group of 20 and enjoy it,,, or,,, stupid... # 42 ~~~ When your tires are worn out,,, so is your time on the road... # 43 ~~~ When it is 107 degrees and you have ATGATT on and someone says,,, "You Look Hot" just smile like John Wayne and say,,, Thanks,,, Thanks a lot... # 44 ~~~ Sometimes you will make more miles a day stopping for rest,,, than riding on... # 45 ~~~ Biker Gangs are not interested in you,,, but,,, wave like Gomer Pyle on leave when you pass them anyway... # 46 ~~~ Always park away from other Bikes/Cars/Trucks and never buy gas at a Diesel Pump... # 47 ~~~ As you are screaming around a corner,,, scraping your pegs,,, just realize pea gravel was invented to make you have a bad day... # 48 ~~~ Accept the fact no one really "SEES YOU",,, so see everyone else... # 49 ~~~ Always enjoy your rides with friends dressed as Pirates when June Bugs invade/Rains/Sleets/Hails... # 50 ~~~ Remember those who no longer ride,,, and carry them with you when you ride... | ||
| Oldog |
good thoughts Lafayette Say who is our oldest active Rider? | ||
| Nevrenuf |
nice dale. i guess i need to stop by and see how lafayette is doing. | ||
| Lemonchili_x1 |
Somne very cool words of wisdom  . I like 11, 12, 16 and 45 especially  | ||
| Iman501 |
When you're riding lead, don't spit. ha ha i love doing that when my and my friend bycicle! | ||
| Endoman33 |
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| Speedfreaks101 |
I really like some of these. # 4 holds a lot of truth. | ||
| Aesquire |
#20 is for the soul. #48 is to keep it on wheels. Great list. |
