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86129squids
Posted on Sunday, January 31, 2010 - 05:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
A Short Guide to Comparative Religions




Taoism- Shit happens.

Confucianism- Confucious say, "Shit Happens."

Calvinism- Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Buddhism- If shit really happens, it isn't really shit.

Seventh Day Adventist- No shit on Saturdays.

Zen- What is the sound of shit happening?

Hedonism- There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Hinduism- This shit happened before.

Mormon- This shit is going to happen again.

Islam- If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Moonies- Only happy shit really happens.

Stoicism- This shit is good for me.

Protestantism- Let the shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism- Shit happens because you are BAD..

Hare Krishna- Shit happens rama rama.

Judaism- Why does this shit always happen to US?

Zoroastrianism- Shit happens half the time

Christian Science- Shit is in your mind.

Atheism- Sheeit.

Existentialism- What is shit anyway?

Rastafarianism- Let's smoke this shit.
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Sunday, January 31, 2010 - 05:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
I think your Calvinism is off.

Now if you'd said Jehovahs Witness = Shit happens because you don't work hard enough you might have been a little closer.
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Crusty
Posted on Sunday, January 31, 2010 - 05:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Holy Shit!!!
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86129squids
Posted on Sunday, January 31, 2010 - 05:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Dammit I forgot to post:

"Author Unknown"

FB- poor Michael Jackson and fandamily was raised Jehovah's Witness. Glad I wasn't.
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Teeps
Posted on Sunday, January 31, 2010 - 07:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
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