| Author | Message | ||
     Xbrad9r |
since a statement I made on the "win a Buell" thread, for some unknown reason gave someone a rash, I thought I would post this here to help everyone. Due to the climate of political correctness in American, I think we need a few guidelines to follow to prevent any further issues. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'previously enjoyed COMPANION.' 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.' 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.' 3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.' 4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.' 5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.' 6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE.' | ||
| Gunut75 |
oh geez!  2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.' I'm a horrible dancer, therefore, I don't dance!.............well......slow is cool. | ||
| Elsinore74 |
Most of us here are probably guilty on all 6 at various times. I'm working on the Beer Gut as a winter hobby. Not easily offended myself, but to be safe check out: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-bei ng-offended/ (Message edited by Elsinore74 on January 22, 2010) | ||
| Whatever |
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.' Men have breasts too you know !?!?! | ||
| Wheelybueller |
 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Hell Lumburg f'd her. |
