| Author | Message | ||
     Birdy |
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Kevin ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'. "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Tina Panelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Kevin walks back to his pew,and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,'What'd you get?' 'Four months vacation and five good leads.' | ||
| Ted |
hah good one ! | ||
| Paint_shaker |
LOL | ||
| M2statz |
Nice! | ||
| Sleez |
his name changed from kevin, to joey and back to kevin? is that the joke? | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Joey is a baby Kangaroo. | ||
| Fahren |
...named Kevin? LOL - good joke. | ||
| Tepiddeath |
my parents are very strict catholics, and this is one of my dad's favorite jokes, really pisses mom off when he tells it, she thinks it is sacreligious!! | ||
| Buelleaver |
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