| Author | Message | ||
     Doughnut |
I made a rhyme... Still waiting. . . | ||
| Badlionsfan |
I was just trying to keep the big lebowski quotes going. Dbird should know what I'm talking about if he knows the movie well enough for that quote he used. Disclaimer-- Nothing in this thread should be taken more serious than a Red Fox "it's the big one" chest grabbing moment, well except for the last time he did it. | ||
| Dbird29 |
Ha Ha All in good fun (especially if Badlionsfan finally leaves)  | ||
| Doughnut |
No kick of ass? | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
I'm still here, just been away house hunting last week. Got so much to do with the move & all I don't have much time for internet fun, the next few months are going to be manic! | ||
| Vampress |
Don't make me call in Mr Norris to teach you all a lesson.....  | ||
| Whatever |
I will get Okra to open a can of whoop ass...  | ||
| Badlionsfan |
It's been nearly 24 hrs since my decision, and nothing has gone on since then really. Most people, on this board or in other corners in the interwebnets, intact didn't seem to notice. There were a few "look at me", but nothing that could really be considered a movement from the bowels of badweb. A movement from the bowels is what I really need in my life right now. This has forced me to make yet another announcement. I am still staying. | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
This is mostly what you get from the bowels of BadWeb:  | ||
| Whatever |
A movement from the bowels is what I really need in my life right now. I hear that bran works pretty good... | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Yeah winter starts early this year. Just waiting on the chunky new shoes to show up (Mt-60s) Its MUD hunting season. You all were warned; gratuitous picture whoring ahead. Oh,and I am staying as well. | ||
| Badlionsfan |
Actually I have to confess in the interest of full disclosure. I actually did have every intention of leaving. I dressed in grandmother like drag, ala Mrs.Doubtfire. I had my get a way vehicle all lined up. And that's when it all went wrong...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
Take that Granny! | ||
| Whatever |
For F*#( Sake what is with all this Drama???  | ||
| Hex |
Different Types of Verbal & Written Humor Adviser: the comic adviser gives uncalled for advice in a Punch prototype. Ex: Advice to people who want to buy a puppy: Don't. Anecdotes: any interesting event, either having to do with a celebrity or something smaller, that helps the humorist make a point. Anecdotes are great for the speaker and writer. Aside: a thought added as if something the speaker was saying reminded him of it. Banter: good-natured teasing back and forth; exchange of witty remarks. Blendword: blending two or three words to make a new word. Ex: smog for smoke and fog. Blue Humor: not appropriate for the public speaker. Humor based on easily offensive subjects like making love, body parts, and bodily functions. Blunder: wit based on a person who makes a mistake, which makes them appear foolish. Bull: a humorous statement that is based on an outrageous contradiction. Ex: "The best people have never had kids." Burlesque: a form of satire. Burlesque ridicules any basic style of speech or writing. (Parody makes fun of specific writings.) Caricature: exaggeration of a person’s mental, physical, or personality traits, in wisecrack form. The Catch Tale: a funny story that messes up the reader or listener by implying an awful ending but then stopping with a small declaration. Conundrum: a word puzzle that can’t be solved because the answer is a pun. Ex: why do cows wear bells? Their horns don’t work. Epigram: clever, short saying about a general group. Mostly satire about mankind. Two types, wordplay and thought play. Exaggerism: an exaggerated witticism that overstates the features, defects, or the strangeness of someone or something. Freudian Slip: a funny statement which seems to just pop out, but which actually comes from the person’s subconscious thoughts. Hyperbole: extreme exaggeration. Irony: a leading part of humor. Irony is using words to express something completely different from the literal meaning. Usually, someone says the opposite of what they mean and the listener believes the opposite of what they said. Joke: short story ending with a funny climactic twist. Nonsensism: inclusive of the epigram and the wisecrack, it is any kind of funny nonsense in speaking form. Nonsensism includes all kinds of absurdity without realistic logic and makes a general observation of absurd reference. Parody: humorous version of any well-known writing. Ex: Weird Al Yankovic’s "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi". Practical Joke: a joke put into action. You hear an oral joke, sees a printed joke, and feel the practical joke. The trick is played on another person and the humor comes from what happens. Recovery: a combination of blunder and wit, where a person makes an error, and then saves himself with a fast correction. Repartee: includes clever replies and retorts. The most common form is the insult. Satire: wit that is critical humor. Satire is sarcasm that makes fun of something. Situational Humor: this is comedy that comes from your own life. No one in your audience will have heard it and it can get a group used to you. This type of humor is based on a humorous situation that you have experienced. Switching: a common form of switching is changing the main parts of the story, such as the setup or the punch line, and creating a new joke. Understatement: making something that is regular or large seem extremely smaller or less. Intentionally down- sizing a large object. Wisecrack: any clever remark about a particular person or thing. Wisecracks are quick wordplays about a person. Wit: humor, irony, sarcasm, satire, repartee. Wit is funny because of the sudden sharpness and quick perception. Wit can bite. Verbal wit is a type of humor known as Wordplay. References were: L. Audrieth, Anthony "The Art of Using Humor in Public Speaking" 1998. http://library.thinkquest.org/J002267F/types_of_hu mor.htm | ||
| Badlionsfan |
Wow, I think we've covered at least half of that list in this thread. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Funny, when you put it like that, I have probably used half of those words wrong. | ||
| Danger_dave |
I have a Morey Amsterdam Joke Book. As if you couldn't tell. | ||
| Dbird29 |
Hex you forgot "the List" poster. And maybe the "cut n paste" over achiever, and proud we are of all of them. | ||
| Danger_dave |
>> L. Audrieth, Anthony<< Bet he's a barrel of laughs. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Or a Tun of fun.  Yeah yeah, alright, I'm going.... | ||
| Blake |
Funny stuff Ben. I needed a good laugh. Thanks. | ||
| Badlionsfan |
Glad you enjoyed it Blake. I'm still staying.  | ||
| Dbird29 |
Oh come on Just leave.  | ||
| Badlionsfan |
I'm not a drama queen. A drama queen would announce their departure to get people to beg them to stay, which is what happens on message boards all the time. I, on the other hand am completely narcissistic and feel that everyone needs to know that I'm not going anywhere because you need me. I think that I'm more important than I really am in every part of my life, hence the declaration of my staying, just to put everyones worries to bed. | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
"I, on the other hand am completely narcissistic and feel that everyone needs to know that I'm not going anywhere because you need me." "I wanna talk about me Wanna talk about I Wanna talk about number one Oh my, me, mine What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occasionally I wanna talk about me "I wanna talk about me I wanna talk about me Me, me, me, me, me I wanna talk about me Me, me, me, me, me You, you, you, you you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you I wanna talk about me" | ||
| Badlionsfan |
What are ya trying to say? | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
You're too late Toby Keith beat you to it. | ||
| Badlionsfan |
Oh, don't listen to country. | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
Go to You Tube. search for Toby Keith and Running Blocker. You might be a fan yet. |
