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Author Message   Danger_dave Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 01:30 am:        Quote------>> In response to recent threads, I have developed this short guide to allow you to gauge what your opinion of me personally matters to me.. This is not a scientific test and all scores are relative. This is to be used as a guide only. Let’s begin, shall we? 1) you are a member of my immediate family (parents, wife, kids) – 1000 points 2) you are a member of my extended family (uncles, aunts, cousins, in-laws, etc) – 500 points 3) People I consider “friends”( you know who you are ) – 500 points 4) we served together in the US Marine Corps – 500 points (add 250 points if we served in Beirut, Grenada, or any other hi risk situation together.. add 200 if we ever got kicked out a bar, tattoo parlour, buffet or church) 5) you have ever helped me with my bike ( loan tools, workshop space, advice, parts, etc) – 250 points 6) you have bought a motorcycle or tools from me or have recommended someone who has– 250 points ( add 100 points if the bike was worth over $20,000, 200 if over $30,000) 7) you have ever bailed me out of jail or taken me to the hospital – 150 points 8) Yank – 100 points ( +10 if you are from the Midwest, +20 from Ohio, +30 if from my hometown , +5 if we were at Uni together) 9) riding buddies – 50 points per ride out to a maximum of 400 (+10 per if you have shown me a great road, pub, lookout or point of interest) 10) you ride an FJ1200 or a ThunderAce – 50 points now add up your score.. 1000+ points – I would do anything for you without question 500 – 1000 – place to crash, bail money, ride home from the bar, we are brothers 250 – 499 - I’d help you move on my day off and not break your shit in the process 150 – 249 – isn’t it a bit late to be calling? 100 – 149 - “ I’m sorry..i was watching tv and missed what you were saying.. 1 – 100 – I see your mouth moving, but all I hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH 0 – who is this person and how did he get passed security?   Mr_grumpy Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 03:31 am:        BLAH BLAH BLAH   Danger_dave Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 04:18 am:        I have 500 points :-P   Ourdee Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 08:52 am:        "Security" is over rated.   Xl1200r Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 09:40 am:        BLAH BLAH BLAH hahaha   Badlionsfan Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 09:48 am:        What's you're hometown?   Odie Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 10:13 am:        Too funny! I should post that at work.   Danger_dave Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 08:59 pm:        I *think* he's from Dayton.   Reepicheep Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 09:52 pm:        I work in Dayton, does that count? Oh, sorry, didn't mean to interrupt your TV...   Danger_dave Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 10:28 pm:        I should put in context - he was actually talking to the kid that said Buells are sh*t on you tube. Security!

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