After speaking with my wonderful fiancé, my family, my agent and the rest of my "people" I've decided to stay.
It was a very difficult decision, as I rarely have anything but sarcasm to the table. It can be a challenge to stay at the top of my game 100%, but with the latest fad of announcing departure I feel that those that know me would expect no less than this post. It also reminds me that people will always open the door for a sarcastic, witty comment. All I have to do is be patient and walk in the door when it happens.
Look at me everyone, I'll be here 'til Blake has had enough of my shenanigans.
You'd better beat it! You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know you haven't stopped talking since I got here? You must have been vaccinated with a Phonograph needle!
Dbird29 Posted on Sunday, November 01, 2009 - 03:19 pm: What will it take for you to leave?
'cause I don't find your sarcasm funny.
I understand. Some of what I come up with is even over my head, so I totally get your frustration.
The thing to remember is I'm here to amuse myself, not you. If you happen to get it, great. If not, it really just makes it funnier to those of us that do get it.
Hopefully this will help you get thru this tough time.
The lions are just protecting their record 0-16 season of futility from last year. If another team were to do it, it would really tarnish and cheapen the legacy of the 2008 team. Titans got their win today, so I think the Bucs are the last threat to the lions negative perfection bench mark.
I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?