| Author | Message | ||
     Moxnix |
This may be a repeat, but it's making the rounds: "The US troops in Afghanistan still have a sense of humor. One of them sent this: YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against... 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat." I add-- You go to the clinic to be treated for venereal disease and it's anthrax. | ||
| Tramp |
STILL Brilliant!  } | ||
| Gohot |
Got two friends there now as we speak, myself, did Vietnam, lets not forget these brave men ans women, good post..... how right you are..! | ||
| Tramp |
Of course, though, everyone thought these dipsihts were so cool 25 years ago when they were the mujahadeen, or, more simply put, the "Afghan Freedom Fighters", kicking up a sh'tstorm for Ivan |
