| Author | Message | ||
     Gunut75 |
Lots of mixed feelings, opinions, hopes, etc. flying around, and with proper cause. Please nothing but positive things on this thread. I have been working 12 hour daze for 2 weeks now, and I need a break. I'm gonna pop a beer, and sit here and drink it at work. No matter what happens, I still have my Buell, and a great forum to hang out in, with GREAT people. It never ceases to amaze me how in times of turmoil, the real people band together. Kudos to all of you. While I'm doing this, feel free to post pics, jokes, whatever brings a smile to your face. We need it. Cheers everyone!  | ||
| Indy_bueller |
Do you know why Blondes always have bruised belly-buttons? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Because blonde guys aren't too smart either! | ||
| Chellem |
Looks like we're both kinda on the same page. Please reference my "Erik smiling pics" thread. I just feel so exhausted. Need a bit of diversion. | ||
| Carbonbigfoot |
Two guys are walking down the street. The first guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.  R | ||
| Americanmadexb |
An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy. The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter. The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?" The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle". "Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?" "Sure", Says the Englishman. The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie. The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish. About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them. The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks". The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?". | ||
| Chadhargis |
A Buell owner was riding down the road when he saw a genie lamp in the ditch. Using his powerful ZTL brake, he stopped and investigated the lamp. He rubbed it, and out came a genie. The genie was dressed in black leather from head to toe. Skull and crossbones doo rag with flames coming out the eye sockets. Patches all over his leather vest. A big leather wallet with a huge chain on it. He said in a loud burly voice, "Who dares wake the Harley Davidson Genie!?!" The Buell rider said, "I did". The genie says, "Very well, I will grant you one wish...but anything you wish for, Harley Davidson owners will get double". The Buell rider thought for a minute, and said, "Ah ha!! I know what I want to wish for!" The genie said, "Ask and it shall be granted" To which the Buell riders says, "Beat me half to death."  | ||
| Ustorque |
A guy walks into a gay bar, ah i don't need to tell you.... you were there! | ||
| Reepicheep |
 I've restored a KLR-250 and two KDX-200's... both bikes, frankly, are entertaining piles of crap. Imagine how long I can keep an XB9SX on the road! A bike worth some *real* love and devotion... | ||
| Newbuellertoo |
'Y'know,' said the Scotsman, 'I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth drink for you..' 'Well,' said the Englishman, 'At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two!' 'Ahhh, that's nothing,' said the Irishman. 'Back home in Dublin , there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house.' The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims, but he swears every word is true. 'Well,' said the Englishman, 'Did this actually happen to you?' ''Not me meself, personally, no,' said the Irishman, 'But it did happen to me sister.' |
