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Crusty
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 06:10 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

If you get an email from the department of health warning you not to eat pork from a can because of the swine flu...

Ignore it.


It is only spam.
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Natexlh1000
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 07:37 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Irony is that spam is mostly pork too.
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 04:18 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You going into the lead balloon business now John?
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Roadcouch98
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 04:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Uhh---Yeah. Was that not the Joke?
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Crusty
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 04:53 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I thought it was funny.
Oh, well...
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 04:54 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"



It was an iron bar.
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Rainman
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 05:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Crusty, tried the joke out on the newsroom and got a 50 percent response of "ha-ha" and 50 percent response of "hey, isn't spam pork in a can?"

I liked it. Sort of like Las Vegas taking bets on the chances of the Olympics coming to Chicago. The odds were 25 or 6 to 4.
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Roadcouch98
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 05:29 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I thought the Joke was Funny. So was the reply.
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Brumbear
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 05:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

INFIDELS there can be no pork eating of de peeg
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Crusty
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 05:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

A guy walks into a bar carrying jumper cables. The Bartender looks up and says, "Don't start anything!"
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Crusty
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 05:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
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Crusty
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 05:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One looks at the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Ulynut
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 05:41 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

yer killin me
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Ourdee
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 05:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Can a blind person feel blue?
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Ourdee
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 06:00 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

A good pun is its own reword.
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Court
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 07:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

>>>>The odds were 25 or 6 to 4.

That's funny. But would anybody understand it if they weren't in Chicago?
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Bigblock
Posted on Saturday, October 10, 2009 - 12:56 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

or listened to...
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Saturday, October 10, 2009 - 01:02 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

May the Herc 130 rain down canned Spiced Ham Shoulder on your radical terrorists and their mothers

The new Bio Weapon SPAM, this war brought to you by Hormel

Even in Cyrillic, its still just a Processed Ham in a Can
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Johnnylunchbox
Posted on Saturday, October 10, 2009 - 01:31 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer, and a mop."
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Aptbldr
Posted on Saturday, October 10, 2009 - 07:44 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Fella walks up and says to bartender, 'give me a beer for my wife'.
Drunk sitting at bar mumbles, 'wish I could get a deal like that'.
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Bikertrash05
Posted on Saturday, October 10, 2009 - 08:24 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Saturday, October 10, 2009 - 11:08 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

A horse goes into a bar & the barman says to him "Why the long face?"
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