| Author | Message | ||
     OLD WEIRD BOB (Stoneagedude) |
MikeyP...Ya know, I was just thinking about that the other day..(how old again)...3rd time old enough to slurp suds...old race # backwards (36)..Now ya got me started...stopped at a watering hole recently...guy screeches to halt outside- runs in sez "who owns the S-1 out there? (aint it neat when they know what it is?) Said I did- He's silent about 20 seconds then asks me how old I am- told him- he sez "good gawd man, it takes BALLS to ride one of them things,ya must have HUGE balls to ride that thing at your age! MADE MY DAY!! Had great difficulty gettin skid lid over swollen head ... The guy wants S-1/X-1 in the worst way, hope he gets one, I be holding down the fort all by my self around here. My friends from the now defunct Oldfarts MC all went and got themselves monster nippon baggers.... | ||
| Jack G. Van Voast (Jvv) |
 OLD BOBS SKID LID | ||
| OLD WEIRD BOB (Stoneagedude) |
Finger on scroll button, picture starts jumpin up & down from laughing...tears in eyes from laughing... Wish I had the balls to WEAR somthing like that! | ||
| MikeyP (Mikeyp) |
Hey Weird Bob, Gotta say this...I love riding with the older guys. I rode with this old guy Lenny (61). He had a 98 S1W, and he rode the balls off it. This guy was a real character, much like you, i would guess. Imagine the scene.. Him on his all white S1, a white scarf around his neck, and wearin one of those puddin' pie helmets with those funky goggles. I had a blast riding with him , and loved to see peoples reaction when he pulled off his helmet to see that his hair matched his bike! Long story short, he wound up selling the Buell cause he got to many points , and was gonna loose his license... We need more nut cases like you. Post a pic of yourself if ya can... Mikeyp | ||
| Sean Pepper (Rocketman) |
Deputy, please delete some of the above titty pictures. It takes a dogs age to download this page now. I wouldn't mind, but the pictures aren't that hot anyway. Rocket in England | ||
| MikeyP (Mikeyp) |
Get a faster connection! Is it the poses, or the girl that's not hot enough for you Rocket? Mikeyp | ||
| Sean Pepper (Rocketman) |
Just because she's sat on a Buell, hardly makes it Buell related since we can't really see the Buell and the photographer has concentrated on the "model" rather than the "model with a Buell". Anyone can take a picture of a bird stood infront of a bike. It's how you do it that counts ! Perhaps I'll post some pics of my own, that way, even if she keeps her clothes on, I'll guarantee you'll get a "woody". Rocket in England | ||
| MikeyP (Mikeyp) |
Sure you got a girl friend? Judging from the above post, it sounds like you don't like girls!(Light banter here Rocket, i know you can take it!) Yes, very true that the bike is hardly in the pics, but it does make the parameters. I would like to see what you could come up with.Go for it.. Mikeyp | ||
| Jasonl (Jasonl) |
Hey...the chick was hot and there was Buell. Sounds on topic to me. | ||
| OLD WEIRD BOB (Stoneagedude) |
Go online- bzzzz brrrr screeeech dododeeedo....Ah-BWB BBS...Yea! How long you gonna be? I gotta use the phone! click ,ok (mammas home) YADA YADA YADA YAK YAKYADAYAKYAK YAK scenario repeats for 2 days between lifting box's & fixing chit. Load box's in mamas cage...bye, drive safe....brrrrr screech....head out on the superhighway. Modem goes bzzzz..Ignore incoming call. I be back in control!! Yeah! MikeyP....Dont have digital camera, scanner went tits up, best I can do is this...not me, just somethin I scammed from somewhere (here?) but close to how I looked after last endo over bars.... Think Santa may bring one of those 1 gig custom built things (you listening Rocket?) with high end accelerater card so I can smash into things playing Midtown Madness without crashing the freeking computer along with new scanner and dig. camera and all that neat chit. Then I can really terrorize you guys! Jason....you young dudes aint supposed to gawk, leave that to us dirty old men. .. Rocket... dogs age... how long a dog lives after pissing on T-Rex's feet...BTW S-1 sits under sign that sez "WARNING TO THE PUBLIC, MOTOR RACING IS DANGEROUS" (got it from Brands Hatch) next to AUSFAHRT FREI HALTON sign next to curvy road sign the kid ripped off somewhere (kicked his butt for that) next to.....Hey, that kid that went by you on the rear wheel at maximum kilometers per second might just be some offspring I might have left behind...also , have you Brits ever figured out how to brew beer? Oh darn near forgot- MikeyP....BUSTED!....I hacked into the profile section & caught ya messin around...yep, shore did... Speakin of hacks...Bogsted camp platz, Oslo Norway... Some Brit with a blown up motor. Overhaul motor-BSA twin- in campground...guy mumbling about a bloody Yank fixing a Brits bike.. Brother jumps in side car- go break in motor- Big Buell type grin, 120 white teeth...brother hanging on for dear life in total panic....CHAIR IN DA AIR BABY!! Yep true story...and then there's that gal off the tour bus, man they got a lot of mosquitoes in Norway, butt still itches thinking about that...hey I dont see no button to push to add my stupid R-rated picture here, oh well, I'll gat it figured out..feelthy picture no get posted........ | ||
| OLD WEIRD BOB (Stoneagedude) |
Print out 9 pages of "Formatting" instructions, go to corner of cave where sun shines in, read...If I return (us old guys should never use the term "when") I also shall be a big time computer nerd- like you guys.. | ||
| MikeyP (Mikeyp) |
Your a freekin nut. I hear ya Bob. First thing, get a cable modem, that way ya can be hooked up 24-7. Then get ya self anothe game. (I have Midtown Madness too..killer game.) Go out and buy Moto Cross madness..either one. Best bike game to date. So you checked my profile...my asss is the more hairy one. If, and when we catch up in the flesh, you'll know what good times we have. For now you'll have this to look at  | ||
| Old Weird Bob (Stoneagedude) |
Mikeyp.....Good picture....was the hideous evil swamp gas spirit from the steamy lagoon able to devour anything besides your rear wheel? Hey, fun game for ya....get Dirt Track CD, get rid of in car graphics so all ya can see is track, pretend some masked weirdo is right on yer butt and he aint got no brakes and is probably full of hair of the dog because of sever hangoverand he's trying to put you into the crashwall and there aint no haybales and he steers with his left knee so he has a free hand to whack ya with a tire iron and you know he's got a fast motor cause of that 40 years before Force intake system and that steel shoe can bust yer shin bones and he dont know or care if his front is sliding at 85MPH and those eyeballs are burning holes right thru yer shoulder blades.....! Scary huh?  | ||
| MikeyP (Mikeyp) |
That's scary Bob! But what's even more scary is that you were young once! Musta been a fun time ripping around on a flat track bike... | ||
| Frank Crane (Toyracer) |
Old Weird Bob (Stoneagedude)...... looks like Ascot Park to me...... correct? rode there a few times myself...... the 1/2 mile, TT, and short track. | ||
| Cecil (Brianh) |
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Oh, is this the R-rated section of the site? Looks more like PG-13 to me. How about some Disney pics? Rocket: That chick is hot. Now I TOTALLY understand how warped you really are. BUELL BUELL BUELL BUELL BUELL wonk wonk wonk wonk. SHADDUP! The morality of the R-rated section of the site goes a long way to proving what the average age of Buell owner actually is. OLD! Can we have some links to Frank Sinatra, Depends, and the Geritol sites? No wonder no one around here has any problems with their Buells. They probably never ride them over 55mph. Look up the definition of R-rated! I'll search the net and find it somewhere. Until then, I guess we'll have to get our fix over on Labusas. | ||
| Sean Pepper (Rocketman) |
Cecil : NO, THIS CHIC IS HOT !!!!  Rocket in England Sorry, hadda remove the "Buell" logo. Caricature of ?Rocket? "In the mood" took it's place" (admin) | ||
| MikeyP (Mikeyp) |
Not Bad Rocket, but is her pusssy recalled, it does have the Bull logo on it ya know! MikeyP | ||
| LURCH (Evltwn) |
It’s been a while since we last left off. When we last left off, Lurch had just made a 90-degree turn off of the pavement and was ripping through a cotton field in the rental blazer. “WOO HOO, I wish there were some hills out here,” Lurch said in his best Texan accent. About this time Softail-riding Jim was getting pissed about bouncing all over the Blazer and spilling his Corona. “Dammit Lurch, you are friggin crazy! Slow this thing down before you roll the friggin thing!” said Softail-riding Jim. Lurch slammed on the brakes bringing the Blazer to rest. “Put on your seatbelt, that will keep you from bouncing all around” Lurch said. As soon as the click of the belt was made, Lurch floored the Blazer and proceeded to hear a loud clunk. “What in the he11 was that?” Lurch asked. “Let’s check it out!” Lurch and Softail-riding Jim got out of the Blazer and proceeded to open the hood to take a look. When they peered into the darkened engine compartment they noticed something ominous. | ||
| Old Weird Bob (Stoneagedude) |
 Cecil.. Thought you might need a little help with that bloke across the pond... Or maybe should be "all the" & "you can get" ? :>) | ||
| Old Weird Bob (Stoneagedude) |
Try again...  | ||
| Old Weird Bob (Stoneagedude) |
I will of course, expect rave reviews for that post..... | ||
| Peter Moltmann (Peter) |
Hey Stonedol'dude, You're starting to write like Court......... PPiA | ||
| Sean Pepper (Rocketman) |
Weirdoleman : How d'ya know it's a chic ? You bin samplin' the goods ? Rocket in England  | ||
| Old Weird Bob (Stoneagedude) |
No way... My friend Hugh G. Rection looked it over & barfed. Old Hugh has a weak stomach I guess... | ||
| Old Weird Bob (Stoneagedude) |
Peter... Think I'm weird now, ya oughta seen those gals behind the windows down by that canal when I had my nose squashed flat against the glass, droolin and actin like a darn fool. Yea, been to your neck of the woods too....%O) | ||
| Old Weird Bob (Stoneagedude) |
Peter.. Got to thinking that last post might of sounded a bit insulting...NOT intended! Talked at length with a fellow in Gronigan who was doing a write up for National Geographic. His sailing boat "Yankee" had fold down masts in order to get under the bridges over the canals. Also my notes read that Amsterdam's "a great place- good bar hopping area"...wouldn"t ya know it.....(was there in middle 60's) World travelin Bob, off topic & trapped in the R-rated section again... Sowreeeeeee Cecil... | ||
| Paul Starkweather (Snail) |
Weirdbob, the flattened fat chick pic, too much, Fuckcecil. Paul | ||
| LURCH (Evltwn) |
When we last left, Lurch and Softail-riding Jim were beating the rental Blazer in the middle of a cotton field in Texas when they heard a loud clunk. Lurch and Softail-riding Jim were looking in the engine compartment when they saw something ominous. "It sounded like we broke a motor mount," Softail-riding Jim said. As Lurch looked at the mount he saw a pair of red eyes peering back at him. He was so startled that he jumped up and hit his head on the hood. "Oh Shiit! That hurt! What the fucck is that?" Lurch yelled. Softail-riding Jim started laughing at Lurch. "Are you alright?" Softail-riding Jim asked. "I'm okay, did you see those eyes?" Lurch asked. Softail-riding Jim went over to the driver's side and looked under the Blazer and said, "It's a fuccking armadillo" as he pulled the thing out from under the Blazer. "That sumbitch scared the pisss out of me" Lurch said as he went over to get a closer look. Lurch decided to pay the little pissant armadillo back for the lump on his noggin that he had as he aimed his size 13 boots at the thing. Lurch took 3 steps toward the armadillo and drop kicked the armadillo about 15 yards in the air. "Let's get out of here before Mr. Cotton Farmer comes and gives us a hard time," Lurch said. Lurch and Softail-riding Jim got back in the Blazer and roared off in a huge cloud of dust. | ||
| MikeyP (Mikeyp) |
Lurch...your evil....  MikeyP | ||
| Kelby VANCE (Skulley) |
Hay now! This is the SPCA Web watcher! We search the web looking for you animal killers admitting crimes! That "Pissant armadillo" as you call it, happens to be a State protected animal! We will take immediate action and file charges against this Lurch fellar, Mister Evil Twin! And you can bet we will have Mr. Softail Jim testify against you as our key witness. I will personally contact Mr. Farmer to find the evidence. That along with a copy of the above post should convict you. I will also anonymously call the car rental company and tell them how you abused the Blazer. | ||
| MikeyP (Mikeyp) |
/image{oldbroads} Bob, Know any of these broads from the "Old days?" | ||
| MikeyP (Mikeyp) |
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| Old Weird Bob (Stoneagedude) |
Rocket.. I just assumed it was a chick...maybe its one of them inflate-a-doll things? You Brits kinkeeeee mabeeeeee??????? MikeyP.. I just fell in love I think.... Got any without their rompers on? Huh Huh ???? On second thought, never mind...you'd probably gross me out somehow...... | ||
| Sean Pepper (Rocketman) |
Weird Bold Bobby : And there was me thinking you'd been playing the "boodle" game with her ! Tell me, did she fall off a building or the back of your Buell ? Rocket in England | ||
| Donn Griffin (Seeeu911) |
 good bye Cecil..your self absorbed attittude will not be missed | ||
| Donn Griffin (Seeeu911) |
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| Dave Tripp (Tripper) |
Great SEAT. That's a Corbin ain't it? And those REAR sets. Whose are those? What a hot EXHAUST system. Show more! | ||
| Donn Griffin (Seeeu911) |
 Tripper, since you liked the first here is another | ||
| Steven C Angel (Axel) |
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| Daniel Dunn (Buelliedan) |
I'll take the awesome S1 she's leaning on myself!! I prefer rice(and I'm not talkin about bikes!!) Dan | ||
| Dave Tripp (Tripper) |
My gawd thats a forceful intake system. And shes got a chain! | ||
| Donn Griffin (Seeeu911) |
Oops, sorry Don. Links to X-content pages are no-no here too. (Admin) | ||
| blackbadass (Blackbadass) |
http://www.riderswives.freeuk.com/frameset.htm | ||
| 00' X-1 Race Stripe, Neil S. (Ccryder) |
Question, is this the same girl that was posted before with an X-1 and an American flag?  Just color me curious. Neil | ||
| Tom The Bomb (Tjglaysher) |
From an EXPERT No, not the flag girl. 4 or 5x finer! Tom. | ||
| Jeff Toney (Jst) |
OK why the hell is the date of posting in the GDB forum updating but the page isn't? I show new messages posted as of Dec 5 at 12:43 but the last message is from Dec 2 at 2:45 am. WHAT GOOD STUFF AM I MISSING???? | ||
| '00 M2 (Blake) |
Jeff: Change your bookmark to http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/board.html and you should have no trouble. | ||
| Kevin Gibbs (Chibueller) |
 Notice he hates us in the twisties! | ||
| lisa clemens (Buell_Gal) |
NOT impressed boys! you can't do better than this... I'm newly single and you're BORING!!! THIS is why I bought these bikes!!! Can you keep up???!!! | ||
| Evltwn |
Lisa, What model of bike do you have? Where do you live? Do you eat box? Lurch | ||
| Jasonl |
Aw he||. Some Labusa's influence seeping into the BWB.... http://www.labusas.org | ||
| Anonymous |
••••••-A Jason! This is supposed to be a friggin cussin page. It's about time someasshole posted some rude pics here. •••• all of ya pussies. We heard endless whining about censorship and free speach and this page is hardly even rough around the edges excpet for a few girly pics. Nice pic Kevin.  Lurch, why do you care if Buell Gall is a box sniffer? Ya plannin on sticking your rude tool through the internet for a cyber boink. I'm laughin at you. MikeyP's recent comic strip pic fits you to a tee don't it pardner.  | ||
| Evltwn |
Yo pissant anon, Grow a sac and post with your real name. LURCH | ||
| Evltwn |
BTW Anon  LURCH | ||
| Rocketman |
Lisa I eat box. What model do you have ? Rocket in England | ||
| Mikeyp |
Rocket..do you mean her box. Like,is it shaved, mohawk, or Hitler mustache? Or are you talkin 'bout her bike. Come on Lisa, you sure you wanna open up this can of worms? | ||
| Fpostow97s3 |
If you wanna talk nice get a room on the GDB. Otherwise answer the question. Anon: Grow a spine. | ||
| Snail |
Lisa, you can talk to me, I'm not vile, mean, and nasty like Lurch and Mikey P. I'm not concerned if you do or don't eat box. But, do you give head? Paul | ||
| Mikeyp |
OMG! |
